still life with bass viol

[lauzeta]

Today - yesterday - I was carrying one of these.

GIRL: *gets off bus*
GUY: (jokingly) That's not a machine gun, is it?
GIRL: Nope!
GUY: Oh, thank goodness.
GIRL: It's a body.
GUY: O.o

Immediately afterwards:

GIRL: *crosses street*
OTHER GUY: That's not a guitar, is it?
GIRL: Nope!
GIRL: *keeps walking*
GUY: ....

And there's more! But I'm too tired to keep typing. Night, all.