Tuesday, on the bus:
GUY: *speculative look* Violin?
GIRL: Viola.
GUY: Viola! Cool.
*pause*
GUY: How long? I mean, how many years have you been playing?
GIRL: About twenty.
GUY: Twenty! Wow.
*pause*
GUY: *offers bag* Jujube?
GIRL: No, thanks.
GUY: I just figure it's no fair to eat jujubes in front of people without offering some. They're so good, y'know? *turns to different guy* Hey pal, you want a jujube?
GIRL: Viola.
GUY: Viola! Cool.
*pause*
GUY: How long? I mean, how many years have you been playing?
GIRL: About twenty.
GUY: Twenty! Wow.
*pause*
GUY: *offers bag* Jujube?
GIRL: No, thanks.
GUY: I just figure it's no fair to eat jujubes in front of people without offering some. They're so good, y'know? *turns to different guy* Hey pal, you want a jujube?