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[lauzeta]

I feel absolutely terrible - travel- and lack-of-sleep-due-to-insane-dreams-induced nausea and headache. I wonder whether I should give up and go to bed or stay up long enough to thieve the TV from my mother and self-medicate with Slings and Arrows. The horns of a dilemma, people.

Also:

AMBULANCE: *whizzes past*
GIRL: Oh no, I was totally hoping it would turn in at the funeral home!
MOTHER: That's a little sick.
GIRL: It's not sick, I just have a keen appreciation of irony.
MOTHER: "Come quick! He's alive!"