IWorshipJanice: i feel like such a bad jew right now
So about five minutes after Em, Jo, Mel, and Em left, Claire and Paige invite me over. Except I have to watch my sister so I can't leave the house...but they decided to WALK for a half hour to come to my house. If that isn't devotion (obsession?) I don't know what is. They got here around seven-thirty.
I showed them the house, since they had never been here before. We read about astrological shit in my book and realized what a loser I was when I was twelve. Then we went downstairs since the only reason Claire and Paige came over was to eat food.
Claire wrote a poem about my dog, after failing miserably at spelling "invasion" (envasion) and "orgasm" (orgasim). They ate raw brownies. Seriously, it was so disgusting. There was clearly raw egg in them. And also, candy was consumed.
We went down into the basement until my mother called and told us to go back upstairs. And then she heard Paige and Claire laughing hysterically when I said we weren't doing anything in the basement and she thought we were smoking or something.
Paige ordered a pizza. Then Claire called Amanda and for some reason felt the need to SCREAM into the phone for thirty seconds. It was so great. Then she called Alyssa and randomly invited her to my house. She did a good job of asking me whether it was okay...NOT! Alyssa came over and an instant love affair was created between her and the dog. It was intense. Love in its purest form, to be sure.
The arrival of Alyssa was a turning point in the night. Everything just went downhill. All inhibitions disappeared. Claire called Kelly and was about to say something, but Alyssa grabbed the phone away and said in a French accent with a mouthful of chocolate, "I AM FRENCH! MWARH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then hung up.
Claire decided to take a nap on my couch so I taped her sleeping and Alyssa and Paige poking her face. Nice reaction time, Claire! The videocamera became the focus for the rest of the night. Paige confessed that she had been using the term "mentally ill" in place of "mentally disabled" for the past WEEK. Alyssa created a documentary about my dog. Paige went to the bathroom, and Alyssa opened the door and videotaped on the toilet. Paige: "Oh my God. Oh my GOD. Oh my God, holy shit!" It was so great.
There was some drama towards the end of the night, when it was discovered that Paige's parents had called Claire's parents. Everything was cleared up, though, and the night ended pleasantly. I need to hang out with them more often. Really. Such fun.
I showed them the house, since they had never been here before. We read about astrological shit in my book and realized what a loser I was when I was twelve. Then we went downstairs since the only reason Claire and Paige came over was to eat food.
Claire wrote a poem about my dog, after failing miserably at spelling "invasion" (envasion) and "orgasm" (orgasim). They ate raw brownies. Seriously, it was so disgusting. There was clearly raw egg in them. And also, candy was consumed.
We went down into the basement until my mother called and told us to go back upstairs. And then she heard Paige and Claire laughing hysterically when I said we weren't doing anything in the basement and she thought we were smoking or something.
Paige ordered a pizza. Then Claire called Amanda and for some reason felt the need to SCREAM into the phone for thirty seconds. It was so great. Then she called Alyssa and randomly invited her to my house. She did a good job of asking me whether it was okay...NOT! Alyssa came over and an instant love affair was created between her and the dog. It was intense. Love in its purest form, to be sure.
The arrival of Alyssa was a turning point in the night. Everything just went downhill. All inhibitions disappeared. Claire called Kelly and was about to say something, but Alyssa grabbed the phone away and said in a French accent with a mouthful of chocolate, "I AM FRENCH! MWARH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then hung up.
Claire decided to take a nap on my couch so I taped her sleeping and Alyssa and Paige poking her face. Nice reaction time, Claire! The videocamera became the focus for the rest of the night. Paige confessed that she had been using the term "mentally ill" in place of "mentally disabled" for the past WEEK. Alyssa created a documentary about my dog. Paige went to the bathroom, and Alyssa opened the door and videotaped on the toilet. Paige: "Oh my God. Oh my GOD. Oh my God, holy shit!" It was so great.
There was some drama towards the end of the night, when it was discovered that Paige's parents had called Claire's parents. Everything was cleared up, though, and the night ended pleasantly. I need to hang out with them more often. Really. Such fun.