I've informed you to leave because I can't stand to hear you breathe

Jul 23, 2003 23:25

Yesterday I went to the home show with my mother. It's basically where you go around to these houses and gaze in awe at their perfection. My mother sunk in mud.

Today my sister woke me up at ten-something because Sam was here. I was pretty much awake already, but I didn't feel like getting out of bed. It took me fifteen minutes to get down there, and Sam only came to tell me that she had gotten her driver's liscense. She drove me around for a while and then we stopped back at my house to pick up my sister because we decided to go out to lunch. Then we went back to Sam's house to pick up Kerensa.

We went to Santora's and got a pizza. It was good. Sam drives well. I got home and did some stuff.

Tonight I went to church to hand out flyers for VBS...I still cannot believe I'm teaching a class. I'm getting really nervous. Because now that I think about it, I know absolutely NOTHING about my religion. I don't know the Bible. Why did I agree to do this? I don't know. I went around to the houses with Amy. It was quite an adventure.

I hate passing out flyers. Problems that arose:
1) What do you do if the screen door is shut but the actual door is open? Neither of us wanted to open the door because it would be like going into the person's house.
2) Large pets bark a lot and jump the fence that separates their jaws from your hand.
3) People sit on their porch and ask you questions about the flyers, while you stand there and say "um..." a lot.
4) Children see you approaching the house and scream for their parents.
5) People get the flyer from their door .00004 seconds after you drop them off, and they see you walking down the driveway and it's just awkward.

Maybe we're just not meant to be flyer passer-outers.
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