This is a journal entry about Janice Li.
Janice Li and I are friends. Please, please, Janice...allow me to be Asian.
Janice and I had a lovely conversation tonight. It was long. And fun. Highlights minus an eljay-cut, because I'm better than you:
Auto response from Destiny1151: my spleen hurts.
Turtlezzzz: well, as a matter of fact, my ... endoplasmic reticuli of my ... liver cells are hurting
Turtlezzzz: wait
Turtlezzzz: that means that i drank too much alcohol
Destiny1151: you should hype me up
Destiny1151: make everyone love me
Turtlezzzz: yes
Destiny1151: and then i'll meet your friends
Turtlezzzz: "she's this big strong 6 foot woman"
Turtlezzzz: "don't mess with her"
Destiny1151: and they'll be like "janice...what the hell?"
Turtlezzzz: make up something really really scientific sounding about pirates
Turtlezzzz: with really big words
Destiny1151: hahaha!!
Destiny1151: okay
Destiny1151: the heightened level of plundering by pirates is in direct proportion to the newly-achieved level of captives taken, resulting in an increased amount of plank-walking
Turtlezzzz: HAHA
Turtlezzzz: yes, i sent it
Turtlezzzz: Lizbee217 [11:23 PM]: ur amazing janice
Turtlezzzz: it should say "autumn" there
Turtlezzzz: what do you say to calm a person down?
Turtlezzzz: you are like a guru of infinite knowledge
Turtlezzzz: if i were to have a nickname
Turtlezzzz: what would it be?
Destiny1151: if you were male, it would be jan-jan the asian man
Turtlezzzz: ah, apathy
Turtlezzzz: story of my life
Turtlezzzz: YOUR LIFE IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN
Turtlezzzz: "... so?"
Destiny1151: hahahaha!!!!!
Turtlezzzz: LOSER!
Turtlezzzz: "okay ... "
Turtlezzzz: STOP SAYING OKAY
Turtlezzzz: alright
Destiny1151: it's 11:54 and you're making me laugh out loud
Turtlezzzz: yes!
Destiny1151: haha
Turtlezzzz: it was a lifelong goal
Turtlezzzz: this is, after all, the only 11:54 pm on july 22 2003 you'll ever experience
Turtlezzzz: oh haha, just passed you by
Destiny1151: hahahaha
Destiny1151: they have this new thing now...it's called "asian"
Turtlezzzz: no have you heard?
Destiny1151: i think i might jump on the bandwagon with that one
Turtlezzzz: it's "AZN" now
Thank you Janice.
Why Janice and I are the same person:
1) We both like milk
2) We both discourage the use of "dammit" when the correct spelling is "damnit"
3) The milk thing again
4) Janice is Asian
5) Although we agreed "alright" is a made-up word, we both use it
6) Neither of us can think of the word that means where you use words that are sounds
7) The milk-liking thing needs to be mentioned again
Janice and I had a lovely conversation tonight. It was long. And fun. Highlights minus an eljay-cut, because I'm better than you:
Auto response from Destiny1151: my spleen hurts.
Turtlezzzz: well, as a matter of fact, my ... endoplasmic reticuli of my ... liver cells are hurting
Turtlezzzz: wait
Turtlezzzz: that means that i drank too much alcohol
Destiny1151: you should hype me up
Destiny1151: make everyone love me
Turtlezzzz: yes
Destiny1151: and then i'll meet your friends
Turtlezzzz: "she's this big strong 6 foot woman"
Turtlezzzz: "don't mess with her"
Destiny1151: and they'll be like "janice...what the hell?"
Turtlezzzz: make up something really really scientific sounding about pirates
Turtlezzzz: with really big words
Destiny1151: hahaha!!
Destiny1151: okay
Destiny1151: the heightened level of plundering by pirates is in direct proportion to the newly-achieved level of captives taken, resulting in an increased amount of plank-walking
Turtlezzzz: HAHA
Turtlezzzz: yes, i sent it
Turtlezzzz: Lizbee217 [11:23 PM]: ur amazing janice
Turtlezzzz: it should say "autumn" there
Turtlezzzz: what do you say to calm a person down?
Turtlezzzz: you are like a guru of infinite knowledge
Turtlezzzz: if i were to have a nickname
Turtlezzzz: what would it be?
Destiny1151: if you were male, it would be jan-jan the asian man
Turtlezzzz: ah, apathy
Turtlezzzz: story of my life
Turtlezzzz: YOUR LIFE IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN
Turtlezzzz: "... so?"
Destiny1151: hahahaha!!!!!
Turtlezzzz: LOSER!
Turtlezzzz: "okay ... "
Turtlezzzz: STOP SAYING OKAY
Turtlezzzz: alright
Destiny1151: it's 11:54 and you're making me laugh out loud
Turtlezzzz: yes!
Destiny1151: haha
Turtlezzzz: it was a lifelong goal
Turtlezzzz: this is, after all, the only 11:54 pm on july 22 2003 you'll ever experience
Turtlezzzz: oh haha, just passed you by
Destiny1151: hahahaha
Destiny1151: they have this new thing now...it's called "asian"
Turtlezzzz: no have you heard?
Destiny1151: i think i might jump on the bandwagon with that one
Turtlezzzz: it's "AZN" now
Thank you Janice.
Why Janice and I are the same person:
1) We both like milk
2) We both discourage the use of "dammit" when the correct spelling is "damnit"
3) The milk thing again
4) Janice is Asian
5) Although we agreed "alright" is a made-up word, we both use it
6) Neither of us can think of the word that means where you use words that are sounds
7) The milk-liking thing needs to be mentioned again