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Nov 08, 2004 17:55

I thought this was really funny... this "you know you're from Florida if..." but some of them don't really apply to Naples, since Naples to me isn't redneck... so I made my own...

You know you're from Naples if....

You find 100 degrees F "a little warm".

You know the four seasons as: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, Christmas.

You own at least 5...no wait 10 pairs of flip flops.

You know someone who's been struck by lightening. (LOL not me, but I have a few friends who've known)
You're backyard is sometimes a swamp.

You're officially sick of Disney.

You shrug off hurricane warnings. (We actually go outside during the hurricanes and watch the trees crash, and the shingles come off the roofs).

You've been permanantly blinded by fat men in speedos.

There are only two seasons... hot and hotter.
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