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Sep 23, 2006 22:30

I dont like this new LJ set up.
I dont like funerals.

It was bad. We got there and stupid Laurie hates us. She doesnt need to hate us. We didnt do anything. She is stupid. She loves herself. She took care of everything. We're greatfull. You live there, we dont. So thanks, but no thanks. A family limo is for the family, not Les the molester. He spoke to me about my life and I didnt want him to know anything. I felt dirty when we made eye contact. He's not an actual molester, but when you get called Les the molester, you shouldnt be so friendly. She didnt even like you. I am family. I was in a car, not the family limo. I was behind it, far behind it. I was not a family member that day. It felt bad. The service was bad. Apparently I we are Ukrainian Ortohdox. She was Irish, so what the hell. You are stupid. I dont like open casket. Its weird. I cried when I saw her, of course. She looked pretty. There were photos on the wall of her, she looked so good when she was young. Shag carpets made me laugh. She had 3 poodles. She loved them. Im not sure why, I think they're ugly. Her dog is depressed. I felt bad for it. I felt bad for everything. Bad sums up the weekend.

I was going to brush my teeth. I would have had a hole in my head. Good thing for me I was dirty this morning. Bad thing for the sink because it now has a hole in it instead. The light fixture fell from the ceiling, through the sink, fell on the floor, and was still intact. It wasnt even chipped. The sink looked like it was bombed. The sink was about an inch thick. The sink was porcelain. The light fixture was glass. Figure that one out.

I dont like funerals.
I dont like the new LJ set up.
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