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me (3:39:56 PM): do raisins make you have diarrhea or constipate you? i cant remember
annie (3:40:27 PM): Lol diarrhea
me (3:40:36 PM): are you sure
annie (3:40:40 PM): Yes
me (3:40:40 PM): i thought it was constipated
annie (3:40:44 PM): Nope
me (3:40:56 PM): you're lying
annie (3:41:02 PM): Lol NO look it up
me (3:41:07 PM): im going to...right now.
annie (3:41:12 PM): askjeeves
annie (3:41:12 PM): :x
me (3:41:21 PM): thats where i went
me (3:41:22 PM): im asking
annie (3:41:58 PM): Ahaha
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annie (3:42:48 PM): Aw thanks. How'd you know?
me (3:43:00 PM): I can tell. The looks on your face give it away.
annie (3:43:10 PM): You're such a good friend
me (3:43:13 PM): Like you're trying to push a boulder out of a little keyhole.
annie (3:43:16 PM): Most people just lauch
annie (3:43:18 PM): laugh
me (3:43:30 PM): That's rude of them.
me (3:44:03 PM): I just pooped a few minutes ago, actually.
annie (3:44:16 PM): Did you take a picture??!??
me (3:44:32 PM): Yes.
annie (3:44:42 PM): Send ->
me(3:44:47 PM): K hold on
annie (3:44:49 PM): What was it shaped like?
annie (3:44:58 PM): I once pooped Geogre Bushes face
me (3:45:00 PM): I'll show you...wait.
annie (3:45:06 PM): bush's
annie (3:45:08 PM): I guess
annie (3:45:23 PM): George* too
me (3:45:54 PM): here <3 http://ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo?image=86557
annie (3:46:08 PM): My browser brokeddd
annie (3:46:10 PM): :[
me (3:46:19 PM): well my poop was 13 inches long
annie (3:46:39 PM): Oh don't tell me about it, it sucks when you're all turned on but can't look at the image itself
annie (3:46:51 PM): It's like stopping before you orgasm :\
me (3:47:17 PM): Yeah, I get blue clit. It's like blue balls but worse. Because your clit actually turns blue and falls off.
annie (3:47:43 PM): That's the most depressing thing I have ever heard?
annie (3:47:47 PM): Minus the ?
annie (3:47:59 PM): Has it ever happened? Or just almost?
me (3:48:11 PM): Yes, it is. I've had it professionaly sewed on about 815 times.
annie (3:48:33 PM): That's horrible
annie (3:48:34 PM): :[
annie (3:48:53 PM): Have you gone to therapy? I'm sure it's left emotional scarrs
annie (3:48:55 PM): scars
me (3:49:17 PM): I'm getting choked up talking about it right now. God...this is so awful for me.
annie (3:49:46 PM): -Hugs- I know how you feel
annie (3:49:53 PM): One time my boob fell off
annie (3:50:04 PM): I was feeding my baby too
me (3:50:15 PM): Oh my God.
me (3:50:18 PM): Did the baby die?
annie (3:50:54 PM): Nope, but I now have a uniboob
me (3:52:12 PM): Oh my...did the push the boob so that it stretched over your whole chest?
annie (3:52:35 PM): Yea, thank God for scotch tape
me (3:53:02 PM): <3
annie (3:40:27 PM): Lol diarrhea
me (3:40:36 PM): are you sure
annie (3:40:40 PM): Yes
me (3:40:40 PM): i thought it was constipated
annie (3:40:44 PM): Nope
me (3:40:56 PM): you're lying
annie (3:41:02 PM): Lol NO look it up
me (3:41:07 PM): im going to...right now.
annie (3:41:12 PM): askjeeves
annie (3:41:12 PM): :x
me (3:41:21 PM): thats where i went
me (3:41:22 PM): im asking
annie (3:41:58 PM): Ahaha
me (3:42:28 PM): Featured Sponsor
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annie (3:42:48 PM): Aw thanks. How'd you know?
me (3:43:00 PM): I can tell. The looks on your face give it away.
annie (3:43:10 PM): You're such a good friend
me (3:43:13 PM): Like you're trying to push a boulder out of a little keyhole.
annie (3:43:16 PM): Most people just lauch
annie (3:43:18 PM): laugh
me (3:43:30 PM): That's rude of them.
me (3:44:03 PM): I just pooped a few minutes ago, actually.
annie (3:44:16 PM): Did you take a picture??!??
me (3:44:32 PM): Yes.
annie (3:44:42 PM): Send ->
me(3:44:47 PM): K hold on
annie (3:44:49 PM): What was it shaped like?
annie (3:44:58 PM): I once pooped Geogre Bushes face
me (3:45:00 PM): I'll show you...wait.
annie (3:45:06 PM): bush's
annie (3:45:08 PM): I guess
annie (3:45:23 PM): George* too
me (3:45:54 PM): here <3 http://ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo?image=86557
annie (3:46:08 PM): My browser brokeddd
annie (3:46:10 PM): :[
me (3:46:19 PM): well my poop was 13 inches long
annie (3:46:39 PM): Oh don't tell me about it, it sucks when you're all turned on but can't look at the image itself
annie (3:46:51 PM): It's like stopping before you orgasm :\
me (3:47:17 PM): Yeah, I get blue clit. It's like blue balls but worse. Because your clit actually turns blue and falls off.
annie (3:47:43 PM): That's the most depressing thing I have ever heard?
annie (3:47:47 PM): Minus the ?
annie (3:47:59 PM): Has it ever happened? Or just almost?
me (3:48:11 PM): Yes, it is. I've had it professionaly sewed on about 815 times.
annie (3:48:33 PM): That's horrible
annie (3:48:34 PM): :[
annie (3:48:53 PM): Have you gone to therapy? I'm sure it's left emotional scarrs
annie (3:48:55 PM): scars
me (3:49:17 PM): I'm getting choked up talking about it right now. God...this is so awful for me.
annie (3:49:46 PM): -Hugs- I know how you feel
annie (3:49:53 PM): One time my boob fell off
annie (3:50:04 PM): I was feeding my baby too
me (3:50:15 PM): Oh my God.
me (3:50:18 PM): Did the baby die?
annie (3:50:54 PM): Nope, but I now have a uniboob
me (3:52:12 PM): Oh my...did the push the boob so that it stretched over your whole chest?
annie (3:52:35 PM): Yea, thank God for scotch tape
me (3:53:02 PM): <3