the nite
ok last nite was preeetttyyyy creepy so i decided to tell u about ok well so first i couldnt sleep cuz the college kids we rented our basement out to wouldnt shut up and they were playin their totally hip n' happinen' 1920's swing music so loud that the house was shakin in its boots so i put on my dr suess earfones and started listening to the lorax' soundtrack and that kept me occupied for awhile but then i still couldnt sleep and i decided to go out and find myself some bar-ba-loot suits so i put on my nite-stealth outfit and slipped out the window but i failed to notice that my window was really high up so i layed there twitching on the ground for about an hour until i came to my senses again then i remembered my goal of finding a bar-ba-loot suit so i trotted lopsidedly into the "forest" behind my house and sniffed some trees until i came upon a definate bar-ba-loot scent and followed it approximately 1637327643t4 miles until i came upon the land of the lifted lorax and it smelled funny there well neway i kept following the scent past the land of the lifted lorax into a bustly city that was probably chicago becuz there were these strange murderous singing ladies everywhere well i got out of there pretty fast and kept going till i came to an amish farm and they were staring at me cuz those weirdos get up at like 2 in the morning and here a was this city slicker in the early mornin tromping onto theyre property well i finally broke the ice and asked them if they had any bar-ba-loot suits so the rather gothically led me down to their cold dark and damp basement and i saw a barbaloot but then the slammed the door and locked me in there with no way out so i sat for about an hour or two staring at the starved barbaloot and thinking of a way out when i noticed that the walls were made of dirt and remembered that i like to eat dirt so i merrily ran up to the wall and started chomping away and the barbaloot meerly watched me well about an hour and 5 bathroom breaks later i finally reached daylite and luckily my amish capturers were on the other side of the house so me n the barbaloot ran out of there fast and i noticed tha i had to get home SOON and the barbaloot said that if i gave him food and let him stay in my closet he would capture a gnome for me and steal his jetpack so i agreed and the barbaloot did a kickflip into the air and mysteriously pulled a gnome out of the air and took his jetpack and the gnome started crying like some loser so we took it to krogers and then it was happy and then me and the barbaloot, which i named Soup, rocketed home and just in time he hid in the closet and was happily eating the crud on my carpet and i was in bed making it look like i had been sleeping when my mom came in, grew antlers and said "lauren, u smell of soot and poo" then left for a martians meeting and i went to sleep and thats how i got a barbaloot.
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