IMPORTANT NOTICE
Hello. We are the Garden Gnome Federation (GGF). We have taken over this LiveJournal because of rumors that it is spreading hints as to our whereabouts, which cannot be known. To further prove our theory, we intercepted the following message:
LoRiN5307: have u wrote in my lj yet?
Reject Dancer 14: this is chelsea isnt it?
LoRiN5307: no
Reject Dancer 14: wuts wrong w/ ur writing and u have no profile
LoRiN5307: im @ chelseas house
LoRiN5307: did u rite in my lj yet?
LoRiN5307: ??????
Reject Dancer 14: ohhhh no
LoRiN5307: u should have
Reject Dancer 14: i just got on
LoRiN5307: do it now!
Reject Dancer 14: gah!
Reject Dancer 14: ok ok
Reject Dancer 14: wut do i rite about?
LoRiN5307: today me n chelsea had a picnic in the hilly persons lawn
LoRiN5307: and an electric guy came by
Reject Dancer 14: lol
Reject Dancer 14: the hilly person?
LoRiN5307: and was like do u kno where the electric meter is?
LoRiN5307: and we were like no
LoRiN5307: ya the hilly pwerson
LoRiN5307: we had a picnic on sum random persons lawn
LoRiN5307: that had a hill
LoRiN5307: the rilly big hill by marissas house
LoRiN5307: u kno?
Reject Dancer 14: lol
Reject Dancer 14: nice one
LoRiN5307: and then we went to annas house and we screamed her name b4 we went into her house
LoRiN5307: and there was no answer
LoRiN5307: so i walked up to the door
LoRiN5307: and i opened it
LoRiN5307: and her sister and her friend(my neighbor) were there
Reject Dancer 14: lmao
Reject Dancer 14: shes doing laundry
LoRiN5307: and i was like "hi" "is anna there"
Reject Dancer 14: or so her away message says
LoRiN5307: and then she got her but i was laughing so hard i couldnt talk
Reject Dancer 14: lol
LoRiN5307: and i fell on the floor and wacked my head against the wall
LoRiN5307: and then we went into the back yard and poured mountian dew all over the place
LoRiN5307: and i jumped off her deck onto her trampoline
Reject Dancer 14: YOU WASTED MOUNTAIN DEW?!?!?!
LoRiN5307: and her sister called her mom
LoRiN5307: and she got in trouble
LoRiN5307: then she locker anna out of the house
LoRiN5307: so we were throwing the sticky things at each other
Reject Dancer 14: ugh that sucks for her
LoRiN5307: and ana got it down her shirt chelsea got it in her hair and i won the game!
LoRiN5307: cuz xhelsea couldnt run cuz she had a freak soccer accident
LoRiN5307: lol
Reject Dancer 14: lmao
LoRiN5307: and then we went into the front yaer and ate popcorn like dogs and ate it outa the street
LoRiN5307: and we took pictures!
LoRiN5307: lol
LoRiN5307: and i was jack and jill
LoRiN5307: and i left bread crumbs (popcorn) trails
Reject Dancer 14: jack and jill is a disturbing story
Reject Dancer 14: thats hanzel and gretel, moron
LoRiN5307: i kno its hanzel aqnd gretal
LoRiN5307: but i like jack and jil;
LoRiN5307: lol
Reject Dancer 14: lol
LoRiN5307: i always call it that cuz i get mixed up
LoRiN5307: ok can u fit garden gnomes in there?
LoRiN5307: is that enough info
LoRiN5307: were going outside to run in the rain
LoRiN5307: that story better b done by the time i get bak!
LoRiN5307: im not paying u for nothing remember
LoRiN5307: u do wut i say or u get fired!
LoRiN5307: lol or i might juss lower ut pay
LoRiN5307: ok bye
LoRiN5307: bye
LoRiN5307: bye
LoRiN5307 is away at 2:35:12 PM.
Reject Dancer 14: it may be a while an entire gatorade emptied into my dance bag
The deciding line in this disturbing conversation is 'LoRiN5307: ok can u fit garden gnomes in there?'. We are not sure if the writer wants the columnist to include the GGF in her life story, or if she is planning on stuffing us into a small space where we may eventually perish. Either way, we simply cannot take the risk of letting the owner of this LiveJournal live and now must track her down and keep her in a tiny box for laboratory experimentation. Sources say she does not have a good record with heaven, which may pose a problem. Thank you, and have a nice day. But not really.
-The Garden Gnome Federation
LoRiN5307: have u wrote in my lj yet?
Reject Dancer 14: this is chelsea isnt it?
LoRiN5307: no
Reject Dancer 14: wuts wrong w/ ur writing and u have no profile
LoRiN5307: im @ chelseas house
LoRiN5307: did u rite in my lj yet?
LoRiN5307: ??????
Reject Dancer 14: ohhhh no
LoRiN5307: u should have
Reject Dancer 14: i just got on
LoRiN5307: do it now!
Reject Dancer 14: gah!
Reject Dancer 14: ok ok
Reject Dancer 14: wut do i rite about?
LoRiN5307: today me n chelsea had a picnic in the hilly persons lawn
LoRiN5307: and an electric guy came by
Reject Dancer 14: lol
Reject Dancer 14: the hilly person?
LoRiN5307: and was like do u kno where the electric meter is?
LoRiN5307: and we were like no
LoRiN5307: ya the hilly pwerson
LoRiN5307: we had a picnic on sum random persons lawn
LoRiN5307: that had a hill
LoRiN5307: the rilly big hill by marissas house
LoRiN5307: u kno?
Reject Dancer 14: lol
Reject Dancer 14: nice one
LoRiN5307: and then we went to annas house and we screamed her name b4 we went into her house
LoRiN5307: and there was no answer
LoRiN5307: so i walked up to the door
LoRiN5307: and i opened it
LoRiN5307: and her sister and her friend(my neighbor) were there
Reject Dancer 14: lmao
Reject Dancer 14: shes doing laundry
LoRiN5307: and i was like "hi" "is anna there"
Reject Dancer 14: or so her away message says
LoRiN5307: and then she got her but i was laughing so hard i couldnt talk
Reject Dancer 14: lol
LoRiN5307: and i fell on the floor and wacked my head against the wall
LoRiN5307: and then we went into the back yard and poured mountian dew all over the place
LoRiN5307: and i jumped off her deck onto her trampoline
Reject Dancer 14: YOU WASTED MOUNTAIN DEW?!?!?!
LoRiN5307: and her sister called her mom
LoRiN5307: and she got in trouble
LoRiN5307: then she locker anna out of the house
LoRiN5307: so we were throwing the sticky things at each other
Reject Dancer 14: ugh that sucks for her
LoRiN5307: and ana got it down her shirt chelsea got it in her hair and i won the game!
LoRiN5307: cuz xhelsea couldnt run cuz she had a freak soccer accident
LoRiN5307: lol
Reject Dancer 14: lmao
LoRiN5307: and then we went into the front yaer and ate popcorn like dogs and ate it outa the street
LoRiN5307: and we took pictures!
LoRiN5307: lol
LoRiN5307: and i was jack and jill
LoRiN5307: and i left bread crumbs (popcorn) trails
Reject Dancer 14: jack and jill is a disturbing story
Reject Dancer 14: thats hanzel and gretel, moron
LoRiN5307: i kno its hanzel aqnd gretal
LoRiN5307: but i like jack and jil;
LoRiN5307: lol
Reject Dancer 14: lol
LoRiN5307: i always call it that cuz i get mixed up
LoRiN5307: ok can u fit garden gnomes in there?
LoRiN5307: is that enough info
LoRiN5307: were going outside to run in the rain
LoRiN5307: that story better b done by the time i get bak!
LoRiN5307: im not paying u for nothing remember
LoRiN5307: u do wut i say or u get fired!
LoRiN5307: lol or i might juss lower ut pay
LoRiN5307: ok bye
LoRiN5307: bye
LoRiN5307: bye
LoRiN5307 is away at 2:35:12 PM.
Reject Dancer 14: it may be a while an entire gatorade emptied into my dance bag
The deciding line in this disturbing conversation is 'LoRiN5307: ok can u fit garden gnomes in there?'. We are not sure if the writer wants the columnist to include the GGF in her life story, or if she is planning on stuffing us into a small space where we may eventually perish. Either way, we simply cannot take the risk of letting the owner of this LiveJournal live and now must track her down and keep her in a tiny box for laboratory experimentation. Sources say she does not have a good record with heaven, which may pose a problem. Thank you, and have a nice day. But not really.
-The Garden Gnome Federation