tuesday
tuesday i had track and wut an interesting day THAT was! first our slave runner whos had tricked us into joining track by stalking us and at the rite moment pulled up in a black van and called "ive got candyyyyy" works every time, dammit lol well neway, were out there running when this stampede of garden gnomes wearing robber suits storms by in the direction of 7-11and one of em dropped there bag with a $ sign painted on it so i picked it up and put it on my head soon to find out that your mouth and nose need to be exposed to breathe but it was to late so i passed out and when i woke up God was there and all these dead people smiling at me and being surrounded by people u know are dead is pretty freaky so i freaked out (duh) and jumped to my feet and started screaming and running in circles til i eventually fell thru the heaven clouds and was falling a really REALLY long way til i landed on a convienietly placed circus net and when i looked up i saw the rest of the track team running by so i jumped up and joined them and when things were about normal againa kid in front grew an extra head and everyone else started growing extra limbs thats when i noticed someone replaced the water in our water bottles with mutaterade so i chucked mine and it landed at the gnome-invested 711 well neway the 711 a-sploded and gnome guts mixed with slupee flew everywhere and while all the mutated freaks were greedily licking it up i dived into a gopher hole to avoid further radiation and i sumhow shrunk to gopher size and apparently the hole had residents cuz 2 gophers came out with blackbelts and were cracking their knuckles so i whipped out my 'how to learn gopher karate in .027 seconds' book and beat the living crap outta those pesty pests and popped back into regular size and at that point i decided i was tied of exercise and i went home and ate some fried bird feces.
~*~LAURIZZLE~*~ (rite yet?!!)
~*~LAURIZZLE~*~ (rite yet?!!)