Jun 10, 2011 09:54
E3, BITCHES. WHO THE HELL WATCHED?
1. I think the main game I was most excited for was Uncharted 3. UM, HELLO, DID ANYONE ELSE SEE A RING ON ELENA'S HAND? Does this mean we're getting an Uncharted wedding? PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. Also, Chloe is back. If she's only there to play the tempest role, I'm going to skin Naughty Dog. Don't break up Nate/Elena. You tried that once; fans wanted to skin you alive.
2. I honestly did not expect to find any other game interesting. The new trailer for Final Fantasy XIII-2 had me laughing, though. Does anyone else think that the new male character looks like a younger Squall with longer hair? I DO. Also, when I first saw his name, I thought "Noel" was "Noelle". Then I discovered his last name was Kreiss (pronounced "Christ"). This boy is officially Jesus. AND, APPARENTLY, IS THE VOICE OF RIKU? DAVID, LOVE, IS THAT YOU?
P.S. Serah looks like a slut. And homeboy better not be touching on Snow's girl.
3. I honest-to-God was anti Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City until I discovered CLAIRE REDFIELD is going to be in the game. It suddenly has made this game one thousand times better, and I will be preordering this game.
4. ....Who else thought Resident Evil: Revelations looked kind of lame? And who the hell is Jessica? If this slore is going to be added to Chris' harem, I swear-to-God. Or, better yet, Leon will magically appear and she'll fall in love with him. That makes, what now...six? Christ.
5. On a final note.....WHERE THE FUCK IS FINAL FANTASY 13: VERSUS, SQUARE? IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS NOW. COME ON.