Terrible
These are terrible.
TO BE READ SLOWLY IN ORDER TO GET THE RIGHT SYLLABLES IN PLACE BUT QUITE
BRILLIANT AND FOR ALL THOSE GOIN SOUTH,, YOU WILL BE PREPARED...
1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder* My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to
read so I shoulder.
4. *Texas* My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm
at!
5. *Herpes* Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got
herpes.
6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go
herself.
9. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her
honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash* I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
TO BE READ SLOWLY IN ORDER TO GET THE RIGHT SYLLABLES IN PLACE BUT QUITE
BRILLIANT AND FOR ALL THOSE GOIN SOUTH,, YOU WILL BE PREPARED...
1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder* My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to
read so I shoulder.
4. *Texas* My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm
at!
5. *Herpes* Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got
herpes.
6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go
herself.
9. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her
honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash* I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.