The Ouroboros Round Robin - Gen 8.2
[61 pictures behind the LJ Cut this update.]
Poppy: Nice to meet you Uncle Baladeva Conrad! *shakes hand vigorously*
Baladeva Conrad Cullen: Nice to meet you too!
Toodles Happypants's alien abduction accident has grown up and come to visit his nieces.
Thea: Orlando has cooties!
Mary-Lynette: OMG! No way! That's hilarious!
Both: *giggle hysterically*
Thea: Hey Mary-Lynette, can I play too?
Mary-Lynette: Of course here let me pause the game while you join.
Thea & Mary-Lynette: *race*
Mary-Lynette: Oh I am so going to slam you! *jeers and trash talks*
Thea: Okay this sucks *grumps*
Thea: Okay bored now. Leaving.
Their game lasted all of 15 seconds before she "got bored".
She decided blocks were the way to go.
But her attention span must be quite short indeed because about 5 seconds after that last picture she did this.
Then she sat back down again to draw. And then got up again but i got fed up and stopped taking pics of her activity hopping ways.
The next morning, Charlie burnt the family breakfast. What good are you woman if you can't even properly feed your family?
Being related to both legacies in this hood does wonders for the girls social lives. This is Violet Travers, their uncle Orchid's half-sister.
The newest trend however is to sit in the kitchen to cheer on your sister who is playing games in the lounge even though there is an open seat on the couch.
Poppy: I just don't want to sit next to my dad...boys, ew!
From shooting games,
to Gossipping in 2.5 seconds, yes the girls are DEFINITELY growing up.
Thea: So I hear that Orlando has MAJOR cooties!
Poppy: Like I said! Boys! EW!
Both: *giggle hysterically*
Poppy & Mary-Lynette: *in unison* I LOVE MY SISTERS! *cling*
Thea: I am perfectly fine being left out of the hug. *stares stoically ahead*
Jefferson Jethro organized this family breakfast because he has a proposition for the girls.
Jefferson Jethro: So who wants to go see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince tonight?
Thea: HBP!? HELLS YEAH! Harry is so HAWT.
Mary-Lynette: I'm a Ron girl myself.
Poppy: My favourite character is Luna.
So instead of bathing, Jefferson Jethro has now taken to spying on the social services ladies.
Mary-Lynette: We're going to grow up soon you know.
Poppy: I know isn't that awesome! *PLUS*
Apparently Charlie and Jefferson Jethro overheard that and decided to have a pre-celebration celebratory make-out session.
Poppy: Oh my god! That was the BEST POTTER MOVIE YET! Everyone was amazing!!! *quietly mutters to self* Luna looked really pretty in the Christmas party scene. *loudly enough for Thea to hear* So what was your favourite scene?
*5 minutes later*
Thea: NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
Poppy: WTF? How did we go from Harry Potter to Seinfeld?
In case you needed yet more proof that they are still VERY lovey dovey.
Please note the eating family. One of those plates of omelets is the set Jefferson Jethro made. The second is the first set the butler made, and please note he is now preparing to make ANOTHER set.
Poppy: Pfffffft if I do it myself I'm going to have to use my easy bake oven and then they'll get burnt muffins and not brownies so I better ask mummy to do it for me!
Too bad she didn't bother telling her until 10pm the night before. Also too bad that she DID tell Mary-Lynette and Thea there was going to be brownies, they woke up at midnight and gorged themselves until there was only half a batch left.
Instead of being like a normal kid, the first thing Poppy does when she gets home from school is go and make her parents bed. We pay a butler to do those types of things Poppet.
Thea, a much more normal little girl prefers to dance with her Daddy when she gets home from school.
Poppy: Gee you want to take me to see Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen? Sorry Orlando, but I'm really not into Transformers you know. *blatantly lies because boys = EW*
SPARKLE SPARKLE! Time to grow up!
Jefferson Jethro & Mary-Lynette: *interrupt the celebrations*
Jefferson Jethro: HAW HAW! I WIN YOU LOSE! WINNER, WINNER, WINNER!
Mary-Lynette: *mutters angrily under breath* You mean wiener, wiener, wiener.
Teen!Poppy
7/8/5/3/2
Fortune
Become Hand of Poseidon
T-Ons: Swim wear & Full face makeup
T-Off: Vampires
Poppy: Hey Thea welcome to teenhood! *noogies aggressively*
Thea: ACH! STOP! YOU'LL MESS MY HAIR!
Teen!Thea
10/0/10/8/8
Pleasure
Have 50 1st Dates
T-Ons: Full face makeup & Brunettes
T-Off: Witches
Poppy: Hey Mary-Lynette! Your turn! Welcome to teenhood! *noogies aggressively*
Thea: Oh my god! OW! STOP IT! *rage*
Teen!Mary-Lynette
10/3/1/10/7
Popularity
Become Celebrity Chef
T-Ons: Swim wear & Red Heads
T-Off: Werewolves
Charlie: Hey Jefferson Jethro, the girls grew up. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Jefferson Jethro: Celebratory shagging? BUT OF COURSE!
Just a shot of the made over girls room, including the three desks now located under Mary-Lynette's bed.
Mary-Lynette & Poppy: *in unison* 1-2-3 Rock, Paper Scissors!
Mary-Lynette: ROCK BEATS SCISSORS!
Poppy: RRRRRRRRRRRARGH! DAMMNIT I WANTED TO WIN! *RAGE*
Mary-Lynette: *mutters* Yes! *subtle fist pump*
The girls also got a ballet bar, but Jefferson Jethro is the only one who uses it. CAUSE HE'S A PRETTY PRINCESS YOU KNOW!
Charlie: *watches like a stalker* A VERY pretty princess...mmmmm.
Charlie: Do you have any idea how sexy and manly you look when you're acting like a 6 year old girl my love?
Jefferson Jethro: *swoons* No my darling but do, tell me more.
Charlie: My god you're beautiful Charlie. Don't change babe! *fingers guns*
Mary-Lynette: OMFG! SNOW! *flump*
Mary-Lynette: *Sploosh* HEHEHEHEHHHE! SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
Mary-Lynette: *swish, swish, swish* SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Mary-Lynette: Heh, heh, heh, gonna make myself an army of snow minions!
Melody: *slaps* WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH! All I did was ask if it would be okay if I stayed for dinner!
Charlie: *RAGE* HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME! YOU LITTLE HUSSY!
Charlie: *pokes with crooked finger* Now look here you little slut! I will not have you corrupting MY children the way you have corrupted the Wotchers, the Happypants-Cullens AND the Chromas!
Headmaster BJ: Wooo! GIRL-FIGHT! YEAH! BEST. ROOM. IN. THE. HOUSE!
Poppy: I made this dinner especially for you Sir! *continues to talk about meal*
Headmaster BJ: So, Charlie, Poppy tells me you have a special milkshake dessert for me when we finish here?
Charlie: Ooh really? She did, did she?
Headmaster BJ: Dude! I seriously LOVE your family, your girls just have to become part of my student body.
Jefferson Jethro: Thank you Headmaster sir!
Jefferson Jethro: So can *I* have that special dessert milkshake?
Charlie: Of course! Commence celebratory shagging!
Poppy: *Excitedly* So I hear that, that Teagan doesn't wear a bra!
Thea: Uhm...ew, TMI Poppy!
Random Blonde Walkby: Hey kid don't you think you're a little under dressed for winter?
Poppy: Uhm no you Moron I clean dolphin tanks, this is what I wear to do it.
Random Blonde Walkby: Didn't occur to you that they have staff change rooms did it?
Poppy: Okay. Shut up you.
Mary-Lynette: Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Poppy: *splutters and giggles madly* Ach! N-no-no! Stop it!! Too cold for tickles!
Tosha: *watches wistfully and enviously* *thinks to self* Wow Mary-Lynette is SOOOOOOOOOOO lucky she gets to touch Poppy like that.
I swear if it wasn't for the fact that they have responsibilities these two would be attached at the lip permanently.
Edward: Wooot! Yeah! Shake it! *boogies* You better all come back for the next update! Or I will hunt you down! AND YOU KNOW I COULD DO IT! :D :D :D :D
In the next Ouroboros update - teens!
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