Wotching the Wotchers - Episode 10 [Gen 3.3]
As you can probably guess I haven't had much playing time lately, I apologize for the lack of updates, I will try and make them happen more regularly cause I actually miss updating XD.
[44 pictures behind the LJ Cut this update.]
Narrator: "Previously on Wotching the Wotchers: Renee starved herself to death and tried to infect the house with her stupidity. After her death Adrian proceeded to move on by marrying Alice."
For those who have forgotten, this is Alice and she's sporting what were new defaults when this picture was taken in August...
Send in the clowns, anybody?
Abbi: Granpa! Watch look what I can doo!!! *shows off*
Taz: WOO! YA! YOU GO ABBI!
Adele: Dearest Grandfather I wish to ask you to read to me?
Taz: Not now dear your sister is doing something exciting!
Abbi: *grunts* *whips ball at Adele* Try and steal MY limelight eh? I'll learn you!
Adele: *cowers in fear and takes cover*
Dora: Awwww isn't that sweet? The girls are bonding!
Taz: Yeah, great, wonderful...lets screw while they're distracted!
Adele: I desire to hug you as a means of apology!
Abbi: GAH! Don't you touch me! Get out of my bubble!
Adele: *snubbed*
Abbi: I only hug people with balls.
Adele: *Nods agreeably* All right I understand.
She's a freaking wuss.
This episode's paper thief? None other than the FC2 Entry of skittlebox, Lucia!
Pop goes the Alice! I know he's already got Lifetime Platinum but I want to fulfil his LTW of graduating three kids anyway!
Adrian: Oh I'm so glad we're having a baby Alice! We'll be wonderful parents!
Alice: Uhm Adrian we already are parents...to your two daughters...
Adrian: To who now?
He seriously NEVER interacts with his children.
Alice: Oh! Look at the fireworks!
No, I believe that's a flare!
100000000 points to whoever gets that reference!
Alice: ZzzzzZzzzz
If ever there were any powers that be...why are you beseeching poor Adrian with stupid wives?
Taz: So...why are we doing this in the middle of the night when our eyesight is failing?
Dora: *struggles to see and catch ball* I don't know...it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Hand ups if you think he looks more like a burglar than a MIME. *raises hand*
Sparkles coming up from the ground can only mean one thing!
Simultaneous twin birthdays...they even have matching outer wear!
So this is EXACTLY what Abbigail aged up into hair and clothing wise...I added the lipstick.
And since Adele aged into a poodle skirt outfit I found a way to make that work too...
Adele: Ewwww OMG! GROOOOSSSSS! Uncle Adam what are we watching it's disgusting!
Adam: What do you mean disgusting! It's the video of the night your dad and I were conceived! :D:D:D
Alien probing home movies FTW.
Well that can't be good for the fetus...
Abbi: WOOOOOOOOOOOoooo! YA! SPANK THE PONY BABY!
GAH NO! ADELE DO NOT GO DOWN YOUR MOTHER'S PATH!
Adrian FINALLY got the tan he's been after.
While he's accomplishing his goals his Fortune sim daughter is showing us how NOT to fulfil out want of winning the young entrepreneurs scholarship.
Alice: OMG OMG OMG!!! THE BABY IS COMMMMMMMMMMMMMING!!!
Random Townie: PUSH BITCH! PUSH THAT BABY OUT YO!
Alice: *screams* OH GOD THE PAIN!!!!!
Random Townie: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
And it's a boy Andrew...
Who da baby daddy? 100000 points for the reference catcher again XD
Meanwhile, in the house...*zooms in*
Adam FINALLY managed to score with Sandy Bruty.
After that I decided the teens deserved some fun, so Abbi took herself, Adele and Uncle Adam to the Fill N' Chill. A lot I built XD.
Abbi: LOOK! Just because I'm in a legacy does not mean I have to find you attractive! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BUBBLE!
Townie who was perpetually frozen in the Myrrh Hood: Awwww but come on! You're a legacy kid! You're not supposed to have standards!!!
Abbi ditches the loser and heads to the dart board.
She's not very good she only hit the actual board once.
After failing at that she decided to join my very pregnant self sim over by the pool tables, at first I thought they were Hulaing...
The i found out it was Tai Chi...this was when I remembered that my self sim was dating a Takemizu townie XD.
Ada: So Mrs. C. How's things? *sips drink*
Mrs. C.: *waits on drink* Oooh, thinks are wonderful, thank you Adam dear, you're such a good and decent boy, NOT LIKE THE WHORES AND BLASPHEMERS AROUND HERE.
Adam: *keeps mouth shut about skankiness*
Abbi: Hey Owen! It's NOOGIE TIME! *noogies hard*
Owen: ACK! Please! Abbi!!! Not in front of your sister I was trying to score!!!!
Well well! What do we have here!
It's a pork and beans eating vampire!
Who is also apparently shy...
Adam bends him to his will with his charm, while Adele partakes in a little underage drinking while he's distracted.
Count: Now let me use MY charms!
Adam: *Spazzes*
*blinks* Yeah I don't think I like him as a vampire...
I changed him back right when they got home...he just looked too weird...and I had no room for a coffin.
We'll leave it at the neglectful parenting that is starting to show itself.
Coming Up on Wotching the Wotchers - Not a clue, gotta play them, I think Alice might be pregnant again!
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