Ian this is for you, Happy Birthday :)

[lauriesux]

There's something that I feel needs to be made clear. It's been a misunderstanding for a long time. I can see where people would get the idea... I too was fooled...briefly. The enticing words, the sexy eyes, rugged sort of greasy handsomeness (if handsomness is a word)... everything seemed so promising. But then I saw the bad news coming. I had heard something like this before... but no... it couldn't be. But it is! IT IS!!!!! Be fooled no more friends,  I have a message that will change your lives forever.....



No need to thank me, I'm just happy to help in anyway I can.

Caroline: saving the world, one shitty music fan at a time.

Good night, and good luck.