Should I frame the bill?
Turned my first trick last night.
How do you get semen stains out of wool???
By the way, getting so drunk that it takes 47 minutes to come is UNACCEPTABLE. You are gaming the system, Mr. John or Doe or whatever the fuck, and $15 dollars pays for 20 minutes MAX.
Next time I'm setting the timer and if you have to go home with balls the size of satellites, well then, tough shit.
Time is money, and you are wasting MY time with your Thunderbird, Coors, and cocaine fueled grunts and insistence that I squeal out "Jackhammer, break it down!" and "Bingo, We have a WINNER!" every 10 minutes.
Someone told me you can treat a yeast infection with orange juice warmed in the microwave. Is this true? It itches down there
This is just the beginning.
Soon I'll have enough saved up to open that bait shop(no jokes, please).
Then I'll never have to insert my pinkie into anyone's ass EVER AGAIN.
It'll be me and the bait, kicking back in independent income bliss.
Crap, someone's paging me. I hope it's the guy in the suit. He shaves his balls. And washes them too before he comes over.
I hope he doesn't notice the discharge.
How do you get semen stains out of wool???
By the way, getting so drunk that it takes 47 minutes to come is UNACCEPTABLE. You are gaming the system, Mr. John or Doe or whatever the fuck, and $15 dollars pays for 20 minutes MAX.
Next time I'm setting the timer and if you have to go home with balls the size of satellites, well then, tough shit.
Time is money, and you are wasting MY time with your Thunderbird, Coors, and cocaine fueled grunts and insistence that I squeal out "Jackhammer, break it down!" and "Bingo, We have a WINNER!" every 10 minutes.
Someone told me you can treat a yeast infection with orange juice warmed in the microwave. Is this true? It itches down there
This is just the beginning.
Soon I'll have enough saved up to open that bait shop(no jokes, please).
Then I'll never have to insert my pinkie into anyone's ass EVER AGAIN.
It'll be me and the bait, kicking back in independent income bliss.
Crap, someone's paging me. I hope it's the guy in the suit. He shaves his balls. And washes them too before he comes over.
I hope he doesn't notice the discharge.