ONE MINUTE MURDERS! (A Fanfic Challenge)
Okay, this is a death match challenge open to y'all. XD
A couple of rules:
1. All fandoms welcome -- but I'd prefer to read those I'm at least vaguely familiar with.
2. All comments must be labeled by fandom, e.g., Bleach, One Piece, Haruhi Suzumiya, Honey and Clover.
3. Titles are optional, and don't spoil the entry to mentioning who you plan to kill off!
4. A character death must happen in the entry. Must be BLOOD. Must be FRESH! Must be HUMAN!
5. Only fictional deaths please -- no death threats to real people will be tolerated.
6. No word count or sentence limit. Just keep the writing down to ONE MINUTE.
Are your literary knives sharp? Okay, here we go! ♥
Adam and I were chatting a few days ago about his latest unfinished Evangelion fanfic, when suddenly the discussion turned into something else. I cut-and-paste the following as proof:
adam_epp: The guard stopped talking in midsentence. It took Shinji a moment to realize why the man no longer spoke….Oh, there, something dark red and dripping was protruding from the man’s chest. Blood dribbled out of his mouth, but Shinji hadn’t a second to register this when the guard was tossed aside.
6/11/09 12:50 AM
laurie_bunter: DEAD
6/11/09 12:50 AM
adam_epp: It's just a random NPC. No biggie.
6/11/09 12:52 AM
adam_epp: The crossbow bolt pierced Rei's skull and went right through her head. When the detectives later looked on the scene, they were surprised to discover that it turned out she had no brains.
6/11/09 12:53 AM
adam_epp: Fuyutsuki stepped onto the giant bear trap, and it chomped his body in two and into a bloody mess, as he painfully bled to death.
6/11/09 12:54 AM
adam_epp: Touji kicked the soccer ball too hard, and it bounced off the wall and smacked him in the nose, both breaking the nose and smashing it against his cerebral cortex, killing him.
6/11/09 12:55 AM
adam_epp: Kaji accidentally tried eating the shell of the watermelon, only to choke on it and die. When Pen Pen tried eating Kaji's corpse, he choked on Kaji and died.
6/11/09 12:55 AM
laurie_bunter: Misato started to sprint towards Kaji, as he stood there waiting by his watermelon patch, when she tripped and landed on one of the landmines planted by Kensuke.
6/11/09 12:55 AM
She died.
In a horrible, blood-spattered explosion that could be heard from miles around.
Kaji said, "hey, fertilizer!"
6/11/09 12:56 AM
adam_epp: Shinji slipped on a banana peel and hit the floor so hard, it collapsed, and Shinji fell into a pit of spikes on the lower level.
Luckily, he missed hitting any of the spikes. However, he still died. It was a pretty long fall.
6/11/09 12:57 AM
laurie_bunter: Driven by starvation, Gendou finally roasted Pen Pen, only to choke on the hard meat. Beer is not best for tenderizing penguin flesh.
No one was around to give him the Heimlich.
6/11/09 12:58 AM
adam_epp: After an unexpected time anomaly, a tyrannosaurus rex appears in Tokyo-3, just as Rei is growing in size. Instrumentality suddenly ends when Giant Naked Rei becomes jumbo-sized lunch for the time-travelling dinosaur.
6/11/09 12:59 AM
laurie_bunter: Somewhere else in the universe, Haruhi smiles.
6/11/09 1:00 AM
adam_epp: Asuka hoists the harpoon and gives it a mighty throw. The deadly, destined spear takes out seven Reis and one angel in a shower of blood and death.
6/11/09 1:01 AM
adam_epp: She also kills Moby Dick.
laurie_bunter: As Asuka skewers Moby Dick, Kaworu watches in heaven and weeps.
6/11/09 1:01 AM
Why yes, we are bloodthirsty fanfic writers. And yes, we did participate -- briefly -- in
the original Bleach one sentence pr0n challenge And I guess our original discussion is informed by that earlier group effort.
Anyway, I thought I'd post this here, and invite EVERYONE to contribute to the MAYHEM AND MANSLAUGHTER below.
P.S.
Feel free to pimp this to anyone in a murderous rage who needs to let off some fandom steam. I doubt if this will be as popular as 1 sentence pr0n, but imagine how cathartic this can be!
A couple of rules:
1. All fandoms welcome -- but I'd prefer to read those I'm at least vaguely familiar with.
2. All comments must be labeled by fandom, e.g., Bleach, One Piece, Haruhi Suzumiya, Honey and Clover.
3. Titles are optional, and don't spoil the entry to mentioning who you plan to kill off!
4. A character death must happen in the entry. Must be BLOOD. Must be FRESH! Must be HUMAN!
5. Only fictional deaths please -- no death threats to real people will be tolerated.
6. No word count or sentence limit. Just keep the writing down to ONE MINUTE.
Are your literary knives sharp? Okay, here we go! ♥
Adam and I were chatting a few days ago about his latest unfinished Evangelion fanfic, when suddenly the discussion turned into something else. I cut-and-paste the following as proof:
adam_epp: The guard stopped talking in midsentence. It took Shinji a moment to realize why the man no longer spoke….Oh, there, something dark red and dripping was protruding from the man’s chest. Blood dribbled out of his mouth, but Shinji hadn’t a second to register this when the guard was tossed aside.
6/11/09 12:50 AM
laurie_bunter: DEAD
6/11/09 12:50 AM
adam_epp: It's just a random NPC. No biggie.
6/11/09 12:52 AM
adam_epp: The crossbow bolt pierced Rei's skull and went right through her head. When the detectives later looked on the scene, they were surprised to discover that it turned out she had no brains.
6/11/09 12:53 AM
adam_epp: Fuyutsuki stepped onto the giant bear trap, and it chomped his body in two and into a bloody mess, as he painfully bled to death.
6/11/09 12:54 AM
adam_epp: Touji kicked the soccer ball too hard, and it bounced off the wall and smacked him in the nose, both breaking the nose and smashing it against his cerebral cortex, killing him.
6/11/09 12:55 AM
adam_epp: Kaji accidentally tried eating the shell of the watermelon, only to choke on it and die. When Pen Pen tried eating Kaji's corpse, he choked on Kaji and died.
6/11/09 12:55 AM
laurie_bunter: Misato started to sprint towards Kaji, as he stood there waiting by his watermelon patch, when she tripped and landed on one of the landmines planted by Kensuke.
6/11/09 12:55 AM
She died.
In a horrible, blood-spattered explosion that could be heard from miles around.
Kaji said, "hey, fertilizer!"
6/11/09 12:56 AM
adam_epp: Shinji slipped on a banana peel and hit the floor so hard, it collapsed, and Shinji fell into a pit of spikes on the lower level.
Luckily, he missed hitting any of the spikes. However, he still died. It was a pretty long fall.
6/11/09 12:57 AM
laurie_bunter: Driven by starvation, Gendou finally roasted Pen Pen, only to choke on the hard meat. Beer is not best for tenderizing penguin flesh.
No one was around to give him the Heimlich.
6/11/09 12:58 AM
adam_epp: After an unexpected time anomaly, a tyrannosaurus rex appears in Tokyo-3, just as Rei is growing in size. Instrumentality suddenly ends when Giant Naked Rei becomes jumbo-sized lunch for the time-travelling dinosaur.
6/11/09 12:59 AM
laurie_bunter: Somewhere else in the universe, Haruhi smiles.
6/11/09 1:00 AM
adam_epp: Asuka hoists the harpoon and gives it a mighty throw. The deadly, destined spear takes out seven Reis and one angel in a shower of blood and death.
6/11/09 1:01 AM
adam_epp: She also kills Moby Dick.
laurie_bunter: As Asuka skewers Moby Dick, Kaworu watches in heaven and weeps.
6/11/09 1:01 AM
Why yes, we are bloodthirsty fanfic writers. And yes, we did participate -- briefly -- in
the original Bleach one sentence pr0n challenge And I guess our original discussion is informed by that earlier group effort.
Anyway, I thought I'd post this here, and invite EVERYONE to contribute to the MAYHEM AND MANSLAUGHTER below.
P.S.
Feel free to pimp this to anyone in a murderous rage who needs to let off some fandom steam. I doubt if this will be as popular as 1 sentence pr0n, but imagine how cathartic this can be!