pairing meme
Idea borrowed from windxalchemist :D
Bleach
One True Pairing: Ichigo/Rukia
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Isshin/Masaki, Byakuya/Hisana, Jinta/Yuzu, Shunshui/Nanao, Hitsugaya/Matsumoto
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Ichigo/Orihime (Like windalchemist, I WILL stab someone. Most likely KT. :D
"You are one sick bastard": Ichigo with any family member, Ichigo/Kon, Rukia/Grimm
"I dabble a little": Ukitake/Unohana, Kon/Pyon, Byakuya/Rukia, Byakuya/Yachiru ---> which I find so unlikely, but so cute.
"It's like a car crash": Gin/anyone; Yamamoto/anyone, Mayuri/anyone! (The worst car crash would be all three of them.)
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Chad/Karin, Ishida/Orihime
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Orihime/Ulqui, Renji/Ishida? ----> if only for seeing them with get down and dirty with multiple clones.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Karin/Hitsugaya
"When all is said and done": Ichigo/Rukia, Momo/Aizen -------> she'll kill herself for him. Trust me on this.
and Renji --- he just needs his own spin off series so he can get a real great girl, because no one in the Bleach canon does him justice (except for Rukia, who is destined for Ichigo.)
Neil Gaiman's The Sandman
One True Pairing: Dream/Nada
Favorite Canon Ships: Matthew/Eve, Rose Walker/Fiddler's Green, Delirium/her doggie, Lucifer/with that ugly demon chick, Dream/Nuala, Remiel/Duma, the two lesbian spider chicks, the lesbian rocker/chef couple, and the guy in pajamas/the girl in a pink nightgown (who never had names.)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Matthew/Lucien/Mervin ------> total kink.
"You are one sick bastard": Dream/Death, Cain/Abel
"It's like a car crash": Dream/Thessaly ------> and so it was. That bitch. I can't believe Vertigo even gave that character her own title!!
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Death/Timothy Hunter (not exactly Sandman, more Books of Magic by extension, but what the heck); Despair/Edgar Allan Poe (not exactly canon either; occurs only in Jill Thompson's At Death's Door, but still, hmm.)
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Corinthian with anyone, Death/John Constantine
"When all is said and done": Dream is dead. Long live Daniel.
Honey and Clover
One True Pairing: Hagu/Takemoto
Favorite Canon ships: Rika/Harada, Miwako/Leader (heheh), the two gay bosses of Nomiya, Morita/his aging professor
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Takemoto/Morita, Nomiya/Mayama
"You are one sick bastard": Takemoto/Morita, Rika/Yamada, HAGU/SHUJI! (dude, it's not like that. It's platonic, you sick bastards.)
"It's like a car crash": Mayama/Yamada ---------> which is exactly like Ichigo/Orihime, why don't more Bleach fans watch this series to see what's SO WRONG with this?!
Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Shuji/Rika
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Hagu/Morita ----> he's too selfish for her
"When all is said and done": Mayama/Rika ------> age doesn't matter anymore!
Nomiya/Yamada ------> ok, I just watched eps 1-6 of season two, I change my mind about these two. :D But I reserve the right to change my mind again. (9/27/07)
Don't get me wrong. I love Morita. He's crazy and cool and the guy who plays him in the live action film is hot. He's just like too many artists I know in real life: the art comes before all personal relationships. It makes for great art but just total relationship poison.
Lord of the Rings
One True Pairing: Eowyn/Faramir
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Aragorn/Arwen (book Arwen, not sucky movie Arwen), Frodo/Sam (platonic only!), Legolas/Grimli
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Tolkien/C.S. Lewis (harhar)
"You are one sick bastard": Gandalf/Bilbo, Galdalf/Elrond
"I dabble a little": Galadriel/Sam (It tickles the fancy.)
"It's like a car crash": Boromir/Ring
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Galadriel/Elrond
"When all is said and done": Theoden with my friend Commander G., who calls herself "the rider of Theoden." XD
Ranma 1/2
One True Pairing: Ranma/Akane
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Genma/Nodoka, Ryoga/Ukyo, Nabiki/Kuno, Kasumi/Dr. Tofu
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Shampo/Ranma
"You are one sick bastard": Ranma/Genma
"I dabble a little": Ukyo/Mousse, Miss Hinako/Soun, Ryoga/Akane
"It's like a car crash": Kodachi/with anyone, Tsubasa/anyone
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Cologne/Happosai
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Jusenkyo Guide/with anyone
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Shampoo/Mousse --------> he deserves a much nicer girl.
"When all is said and done": Akari/Ryoga; see one true pairing.
Rurouni Kenshin
One True Pairing: Kenshin/Kaoru
Favorite Canon Ships: Saitoh/unseen wife, Yahiko/Tsubame, Shishio/Yumi
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Good thing it happened in Kenshin's past. Die, Tomoe, DIE!
"You are one sick bastard": Okina/Aoshi
"I dabble a little": Misao/Saitoh -----> only because it's a hilarious crack pairing that makes for funny satires.
"It's like a car crash": Kaoru/Enishi, Sano/Yahiko
"Tickles my fancy but not sold yet": Megumi/Sano, Aoshi/Misao
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Seta Sojiro/Himura Kenji ----> pure kink.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Kenshin/Tomoe
"When all is said and done": Kenshin married Kaoru, right, and lived happily? Screw "Reflection." We're manga purists here. XD
CSI
One True Pairing: Grissom/his bugs
Favorite Canon Ships: Grissom/Sara ---> there are so many complaints about this pairing but I think it's great. Fans who complain he's too old for her have never been in a May-December relationship.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Greg/Hodges
"You are one sick bastard": Dr. Robbins/Captain Brass (okay, it's fine if they do it, but not on my time. I don't want to see it! No. Nude. Scenes. Of. Both. Of. Them. Together. Ever!)
"I dabble a little": Grissom/Lady Heather, Sara/Greg
"It's like a car crash": Grissom/Sofia, Grissom/Eckley
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Warrick/Catherine ---> mainly because he's married. But if he gets divorced, though...
"When all is said and done": Archie, you will be mine. Ditto for Greg too, but only if he regains his sense of humor and starts smiling again.
Jeez, I can't seem to stop adding to this meme. 9/27/07
Bleach
One True Pairing: Ichigo/Rukia
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Isshin/Masaki, Byakuya/Hisana, Jinta/Yuzu, Shunshui/Nanao, Hitsugaya/Matsumoto
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Ichigo/Orihime (Like windalchemist, I WILL stab someone. Most likely KT. :D
"You are one sick bastard": Ichigo with any family member, Ichigo/Kon, Rukia/Grimm
"I dabble a little": Ukitake/Unohana, Kon/Pyon, Byakuya/Rukia, Byakuya/Yachiru ---> which I find so unlikely, but so cute.
"It's like a car crash": Gin/anyone; Yamamoto/anyone, Mayuri/anyone! (The worst car crash would be all three of them.)
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Chad/Karin, Ishida/Orihime
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Orihime/Ulqui, Renji/Ishida? ----> if only for seeing them with get down and dirty with multiple clones.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Karin/Hitsugaya
"When all is said and done": Ichigo/Rukia, Momo/Aizen -------> she'll kill herself for him. Trust me on this.
and Renji --- he just needs his own spin off series so he can get a real great girl, because no one in the Bleach canon does him justice (except for Rukia, who is destined for Ichigo.)
Neil Gaiman's The Sandman
One True Pairing: Dream/Nada
Favorite Canon Ships: Matthew/Eve, Rose Walker/Fiddler's Green, Delirium/her doggie, Lucifer/with that ugly demon chick, Dream/Nuala, Remiel/Duma, the two lesbian spider chicks, the lesbian rocker/chef couple, and the guy in pajamas/the girl in a pink nightgown (who never had names.)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Matthew/Lucien/Mervin ------> total kink.
"You are one sick bastard": Dream/Death, Cain/Abel
"It's like a car crash": Dream/Thessaly ------> and so it was. That bitch. I can't believe Vertigo even gave that character her own title!!
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Death/Timothy Hunter (not exactly Sandman, more Books of Magic by extension, but what the heck); Despair/Edgar Allan Poe (not exactly canon either; occurs only in Jill Thompson's At Death's Door, but still, hmm.)
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Corinthian with anyone, Death/John Constantine
"When all is said and done": Dream is dead. Long live Daniel.
Honey and Clover
One True Pairing: Hagu/Takemoto
Favorite Canon ships: Rika/Harada, Miwako/Leader (heheh), the two gay bosses of Nomiya, Morita/his aging professor
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Takemoto/Morita, Nomiya/Mayama
"You are one sick bastard": Takemoto/Morita, Rika/Yamada, HAGU/SHUJI! (dude, it's not like that. It's platonic, you sick bastards.)
"It's like a car crash": Mayama/Yamada ---------> which is exactly like Ichigo/Orihime, why don't more Bleach fans watch this series to see what's SO WRONG with this?!
Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Shuji/Rika
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Hagu/Morita ----> he's too selfish for her
"When all is said and done": Mayama/Rika ------> age doesn't matter anymore!
Nomiya/Yamada ------> ok, I just watched eps 1-6 of season two, I change my mind about these two. :D But I reserve the right to change my mind again. (9/27/07)
Don't get me wrong. I love Morita. He's crazy and cool and the guy who plays him in the live action film is hot. He's just like too many artists I know in real life: the art comes before all personal relationships. It makes for great art but just total relationship poison.
Lord of the Rings
One True Pairing: Eowyn/Faramir
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Aragorn/Arwen (book Arwen, not sucky movie Arwen), Frodo/Sam (platonic only!), Legolas/Grimli
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Tolkien/C.S. Lewis (harhar)
"You are one sick bastard": Gandalf/Bilbo, Galdalf/Elrond
"I dabble a little": Galadriel/Sam (It tickles the fancy.)
"It's like a car crash": Boromir/Ring
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Galadriel/Elrond
"When all is said and done": Theoden with my friend Commander G., who calls herself "the rider of Theoden." XD
Ranma 1/2
One True Pairing: Ranma/Akane
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Genma/Nodoka, Ryoga/Ukyo, Nabiki/Kuno, Kasumi/Dr. Tofu
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Shampo/Ranma
"You are one sick bastard": Ranma/Genma
"I dabble a little": Ukyo/Mousse, Miss Hinako/Soun, Ryoga/Akane
"It's like a car crash": Kodachi/with anyone, Tsubasa/anyone
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Cologne/Happosai
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Jusenkyo Guide/with anyone
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Shampoo/Mousse --------> he deserves a much nicer girl.
"When all is said and done": Akari/Ryoga; see one true pairing.
Rurouni Kenshin
One True Pairing: Kenshin/Kaoru
Favorite Canon Ships: Saitoh/unseen wife, Yahiko/Tsubame, Shishio/Yumi
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Good thing it happened in Kenshin's past. Die, Tomoe, DIE!
"You are one sick bastard": Okina/Aoshi
"I dabble a little": Misao/Saitoh -----> only because it's a hilarious crack pairing that makes for funny satires.
"It's like a car crash": Kaoru/Enishi, Sano/Yahiko
"Tickles my fancy but not sold yet": Megumi/Sano, Aoshi/Misao
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Seta Sojiro/Himura Kenji ----> pure kink.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Kenshin/Tomoe
"When all is said and done": Kenshin married Kaoru, right, and lived happily? Screw "Reflection." We're manga purists here. XD
CSI
One True Pairing: Grissom/his bugs
Favorite Canon Ships: Grissom/Sara ---> there are so many complaints about this pairing but I think it's great. Fans who complain he's too old for her have never been in a May-December relationship.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Greg/Hodges
"You are one sick bastard": Dr. Robbins/Captain Brass (okay, it's fine if they do it, but not on my time. I don't want to see it! No. Nude. Scenes. Of. Both. Of. Them. Together. Ever!)
"I dabble a little": Grissom/Lady Heather, Sara/Greg
"It's like a car crash": Grissom/Sofia, Grissom/Eckley
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Warrick/Catherine ---> mainly because he's married. But if he gets divorced, though...
"When all is said and done": Archie, you will be mine. Ditto for Greg too, but only if he regains his sense of humor and starts smiling again.
Jeez, I can't seem to stop adding to this meme. 9/27/07