Lily
got me. :oP
When you see this on your Friends List, quote Firefly
So here are two from "Our Mrs. Reynolds"
[Let me just set this up. Jayne and Mal are smuggling goods in a covered wagon, under the guise of a frontier couple. They're set upon by bandits, who threaten the honor of the "little lady." Because Mal is wearing a dress and bonnet.]
Jayne: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.
Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
Jayne: If I could make you purtier, I would.
Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago.
Inara: Well, yes. So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress?
Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.
Inara: And you'd know that because...?
Mal: You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.
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So maybe it's because I'm PMSing, maybe it's because my eye is swelled shut from a stress-induced stye, maybe it's because I can't sleep and have a massive headache, or maybe it's because India has sapped the inspiration from me, but I'm insanely depressed. And skipping class. So I'm going to sleep all day, k thnx.
(I have a firefly icon, but this was more appropriate)