once again...
~your perfect guy~~appearance~
blond hair
brown hair
red hair
no hair
dark eyes
light eyes
nice smile
2 eyebrows
6 pack
white teeth
straight teeth
crooked teeth
tall
short
~brains~
reads
writes poetry
writes songs
does well in school
can have a decent conversation
urges you to do well in school
knows all his multiplication tables
~When he's with you he...~
holds the door for you
compliments you
goes out of his way to please you
listens attentivly at every word you say
sticks up for you
allows your independence
makes you feel safe
makes you feel rebelious
makes you laugh
knows exactly when to be serious, or funny
always holds your hand
always kisses you good bye
walks you to the door at the end of each date
walks you home even if it's a mile out of his way
sings for you on your birthday even though he can't sing
writes poetry about you and reads it to you on the phone at night
helps you with your homework without sounding cocky
~ in general he is....~
smart
funny
shy
outgoing
serious
sophisticated
well mannered
obnoxious
cute
sexy
respectful
curtious
dangerous
rebellious
sweet
talented
THE GENERIC TEENAGE STEREOTYPE
do you drink [alcohol]? once in a great while
do you party a lot? how often? heck yes...with the cooking club once a month! haha
do you use drugs for recreatioal purposes? no
do you skip classes? how often? i haven't yet this year...but you just never know...
do you have casual sex? Protected? no casual sex for me
do you steal? no
do wear inappropriate clothing? not anything as bad as the girls at my school
do you drool over celebrites? once in a while
do you watch a lot of TV? not as much as i used to...mostly just music videos haha
do you ever watch the news? only when my sister's watching it
do you even care about world issues? sometimes
do you read books often? yeah
are you failing a lot of your classes? nope
do you spend most of your time with your friends? i did
do you smoke cigarettes? no
do you hang out a lot in malls, or at seven elevens? no
do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? not really...
do you cuss a lot? when i'm in one of those moods
are you desperate to fit in? ehh no not really...
are you intelligent? i have my moments
THE GOTH STEREOTYPE
black lipstick? no
black eyeliner? yes
black eyeshadow? no
black trenchcoat? no
black boots? no
black fishnets? no
black nail polish? once in a while
cigarettes? nope
heavy metal music? nah
marilyn manson? no
kittie? no
cradle of filth? no
constant frown and peretual angst? no
do you like to be seen as?...
are you an intellectual? i don't know...am i?
an atheist? no
horrible home life? no i love my home life actually
hopelessly deperessed? not anymore
suffereing with suicidal idealations? no
self-mutilation? no.
THE PUNK STEREOTYPE
plaid? can't say i have any plaid...
big black boots? no
mohawk? no
excessive earrings? [especially facial] no i hate jewelry
loud, confident, and opinionated? when i'm in one of those moods
wild hair colors? i had pink in my hair once
nofx? no
rancid? no
well versed on political scandals and outrages? ha yeah right
THE JOCK STEREOTYPE
what's your iq? no idea
do you watch a lot of sports? no not really
play a lot of sports? hell no i'm the most uncoordinated person ever
talk a lot about sports? no
do you do anything, really, but think about sports? yeah ok
are you arrogant? i don't think so
are you a male or female whore? oh yeah i sure do get around...?
are you a homophobic? nope
do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident? no because i know how it feels
but really you're a quivering mass of insecurity? most of the time
boobs=yes? yes i do have boobs
parties=yes? sometimes
dropping out of high school and flipping burgers=yes? no
THE GIRL STEREOTYPE
do you spend a lot of time on your appearence? only on special occasions
have you ever been on a diet? no
how much did you lose? a lot? --
was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?--
do you make yourself throw up? no...
make-up? eyeliner and mascara when i feel un-lazy
low-cut tops? when i'm feeling confident
how big are your boobies? [cup size] 34B
do you ever flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? haha yeah
giggle a lot? uhh no not really
what's the deal with boys? who knows
thongs? ugh
pretty bras? sure
ym, teen, cosmo, et al? I *HEART* COSMO!
who's the weaker sex? both
are you a feminist? not really...i have my moments...
do you think Brad Pitt is hot? heck yes!
how often do you shave your legs? ehh when i feel the need...
how about your armpits? every other day pretty much
are you emotional? sometimes
especially when on your period? oh yes
i fucking love m&m's...and cheez-its...but not together...you know what else i love...or who i guess is a better word...KATELYN JOY THOMSON! she makes me so freakin happy i don't even know how to explain it...thanks for calling me today katelyn bo batelyn! and GARY QUINN STEPHENS! he also makes me happier than happy...just hearing his voice makes me giddy...but yeah...i need to go to bed...i went to bed too late last night...