white rice?
Mrticklepants29: you couldn't handle santa barbara. santa barbara would be on you like white on rice
lilUNCLEbabay: it shows a guy on a surfboard paddling in the streerts from santa barabara
Mrticklepants29: haha, seriously. man, i'm glad i got out of there
lilUNCLEbabay: me on white rice
lilUNCLEbabay: i dont get it
Mrticklepants29: it hadn't even hinted of rain when i left
lilUNCLEbabay: im sitll onthe white rice
Mrticklepants29: it was not to be gotten. my brain is in a cluster due to you rediscovering ethan stiefel
lilUNCLEbabay: is it becaise its sticky
Mrticklepants29: IT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!
lilUNCLEbabay: ETHAN STEFIEFLE
lilUNCLEbabay: whynot
lilUNCLEbabay: i dont get it
lilUNCLEbabay: i cant handle it fine
lilUNCLEbabay: is it because it sticks to your fingers
lilUNCLEbabay: ?
Mrticklepants29: there's nothing to be understood. the joke was not based in sense
lilUNCLEbabay: i just want to kno
lilUNCLEbabay: so when i use it i kno wat you meam
lilUNCLEbabay: oh so you made up the joke
lilUNCLEbabay: or is it a classic joke
lilUNCLEbabay: that icve never heaard
Mrticklepants29: hahah, i seriously meant nothing by it. i just wanted to make mention of white on rice since i'm eating rice for lunch
Mrticklepants29: and it's a term from sports, if you want to go way back to the root of it
Mrticklepants29: but i wasn't thinking of sports.....shall we step away from the rice subject?
Mrticklepants29: speaking of craig kilborn, did you catch conan last night?
Mrticklepants29: it was a re-run, but it was a classic
lilUNCLEbabay: no white
lilUNCLEbabay: wait
lilUNCLEbabay: i mean
lilUNCLEbabay: im still on white rice
lilUNCLEbabay: wat do you mean by white rice
lilUNCLEbabay: and sports
lilUNCLEbabay: wat spoirt
Mrticklepants29: alright. this is absolutely not worth going into at all because it made no sense, but in sports you usually are told to "cover a guy like white on rice"
Mrticklepants29: in other words, play defense really tightly
lilUNCLEbabay: ohhhhh
Mrticklepants29: and then in the heat of the moment, i said that you can't handle santa barbara because i was talking out of my ass and i said that santa barbara would be all over you like white on rice
lilUNCLEbabay: so since
lilUNCLEbabay: rice is sticky
lilUNCLEbabay: it means that youre covering
lilUNCLEbabay: the guy tighly
Mrticklepants29: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CONSISTENCY OF THE RICE!
lilUNCLEbabay: am i gettin this?
lilUNCLEbabay: wait
lilUNCLEbabay: then why
Mrticklepants29: hahah, because rice is inherently white in the sports world, and there's nothing closer to the rice than its whiteness
lilUNCLEbabay: oh shit i get it
lilUNCLEbabay: DUDE I JUST READ YORU EXMPLAINATION WRONG
lilUNCLEbabay: ijij'
Mrticklepants29: the term was obviously made up by some dumb jock coach who wanted to instill a sense of rice's whiteness into his team
lilUNCLEbabay: it hoght you had saud
lilUNCLEbabay: i thoght you said cover the guy like white rice
lilUNCLEbabay: not white ON rice
lilUNCLEbabay: hahaha okok i eget it
Mrticklepants29: hahah
Mrticklepants29: no no, it was not meant in the sense of throwing rice at a guy you're playing defense on, like some kind of wedding shower
lilUNCLEbabay: it shows a guy on a surfboard paddling in the streerts from santa barabara
Mrticklepants29: haha, seriously. man, i'm glad i got out of there
lilUNCLEbabay: me on white rice
lilUNCLEbabay: i dont get it
Mrticklepants29: it hadn't even hinted of rain when i left
lilUNCLEbabay: im sitll onthe white rice
Mrticklepants29: it was not to be gotten. my brain is in a cluster due to you rediscovering ethan stiefel
lilUNCLEbabay: is it becaise its sticky
Mrticklepants29: IT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!
lilUNCLEbabay: ETHAN STEFIEFLE
lilUNCLEbabay: whynot
lilUNCLEbabay: i dont get it
lilUNCLEbabay: i cant handle it fine
lilUNCLEbabay: is it because it sticks to your fingers
lilUNCLEbabay: ?
Mrticklepants29: there's nothing to be understood. the joke was not based in sense
lilUNCLEbabay: i just want to kno
lilUNCLEbabay: so when i use it i kno wat you meam
lilUNCLEbabay: oh so you made up the joke
lilUNCLEbabay: or is it a classic joke
lilUNCLEbabay: that icve never heaard
Mrticklepants29: hahah, i seriously meant nothing by it. i just wanted to make mention of white on rice since i'm eating rice for lunch
Mrticklepants29: and it's a term from sports, if you want to go way back to the root of it
Mrticklepants29: but i wasn't thinking of sports.....shall we step away from the rice subject?
Mrticklepants29: speaking of craig kilborn, did you catch conan last night?
Mrticklepants29: it was a re-run, but it was a classic
lilUNCLEbabay: no white
lilUNCLEbabay: wait
lilUNCLEbabay: i mean
lilUNCLEbabay: im still on white rice
lilUNCLEbabay: wat do you mean by white rice
lilUNCLEbabay: and sports
lilUNCLEbabay: wat spoirt
Mrticklepants29: alright. this is absolutely not worth going into at all because it made no sense, but in sports you usually are told to "cover a guy like white on rice"
Mrticklepants29: in other words, play defense really tightly
lilUNCLEbabay: ohhhhh
Mrticklepants29: and then in the heat of the moment, i said that you can't handle santa barbara because i was talking out of my ass and i said that santa barbara would be all over you like white on rice
lilUNCLEbabay: so since
lilUNCLEbabay: rice is sticky
lilUNCLEbabay: it means that youre covering
lilUNCLEbabay: the guy tighly
Mrticklepants29: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CONSISTENCY OF THE RICE!
lilUNCLEbabay: am i gettin this?
lilUNCLEbabay: wait
lilUNCLEbabay: then why
Mrticklepants29: hahah, because rice is inherently white in the sports world, and there's nothing closer to the rice than its whiteness
lilUNCLEbabay: oh shit i get it
lilUNCLEbabay: DUDE I JUST READ YORU EXMPLAINATION WRONG
lilUNCLEbabay: ijij'
Mrticklepants29: the term was obviously made up by some dumb jock coach who wanted to instill a sense of rice's whiteness into his team
lilUNCLEbabay: it hoght you had saud
lilUNCLEbabay: i thoght you said cover the guy like white rice
lilUNCLEbabay: not white ON rice
lilUNCLEbabay: hahaha okok i eget it
Mrticklepants29: hahah
Mrticklepants29: no no, it was not meant in the sense of throwing rice at a guy you're playing defense on, like some kind of wedding shower