Note to self
Dear Lauren,
Please stop being so hard on me. I do not appreciate it and it is starting to stress me out. Also, please try not to let the fact that everyone thinks you're an incapable flake get to you. Also, you keep forgetting to take your TUMS like the doctor recommended, which could lead to bone mass deficiency and eventually osteoporosis. Plus, brittle bones really are not in fashion right now. Furthermore, for your good health please to stop drinking so much soda, which also can deteriorate your bones. You like lemonade better anyway.
Love,
Lauren
p.s. Don't forget to fold your laundry.
p.p.s. You are cool.
Please stop being so hard on me. I do not appreciate it and it is starting to stress me out. Also, please try not to let the fact that everyone thinks you're an incapable flake get to you. Also, you keep forgetting to take your TUMS like the doctor recommended, which could lead to bone mass deficiency and eventually osteoporosis. Plus, brittle bones really are not in fashion right now. Furthermore, for your good health please to stop drinking so much soda, which also can deteriorate your bones. You like lemonade better anyway.
Love,
Lauren
p.s. Don't forget to fold your laundry.
p.p.s. You are cool.