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This weekend the universe went out of whack.
1. Last night I blacked out for the first time, and fuck, I have no clue what I said or did, and that makes me relatively uneasy. (Damn you red bull for making vodka so easy to drink!)
2. My car got a flat tire. (for the first time!) (Poor Donnie)
3. Kelly had some "issues." ("issues....")
4. My couch got some action, not related to Kelly or my own issues. (HA!)
5. There was a tail-less raccoon spotting. (in the storm drain!)
6. Kelly and I went to study together. (Never happens)
7. There are claims that I told someone to take my virginity during my blacked out night. (What? We all know that's not possible anymore.)
8. There is no number 8.
9. I went to a party as a 12 year old (Lolita) one night and in my bathing suit and tights the night before. (Oh theme parties)
I like to blame all the off-ness of this weekend on a certain someone's wedding. Damn you someone! Man I feel ill.
1. Last night I blacked out for the first time, and fuck, I have no clue what I said or did, and that makes me relatively uneasy. (Damn you red bull for making vodka so easy to drink!)
2. My car got a flat tire. (for the first time!) (Poor Donnie)
3. Kelly had some "issues." ("issues....")
4. My couch got some action, not related to Kelly or my own issues. (HA!)
5. There was a tail-less raccoon spotting. (in the storm drain!)
6. Kelly and I went to study together. (Never happens)
7. There are claims that I told someone to take my virginity during my blacked out night. (What? We all know that's not possible anymore.)
8. There is no number 8.
9. I went to a party as a 12 year old (Lolita) one night and in my bathing suit and tights the night before. (Oh theme parties)
I like to blame all the off-ness of this weekend on a certain someone's wedding. Damn you someone! Man I feel ill.