May 11, 2005 23:40
Phase I: January- May 7
-spend all my money on fancy clothes, decadent meals, cigarettes, and manicures
Transition: May 8-May 10
-chocolate cake
-TV
Phase II: May 11- August
-get a job, save money
-tues&thurs = spin/yoga class
-in between days = running around town in spandex hawking loogies (weird I've never tried to spell that before) at the feet of business men loitering around the train station
-I’m a total babe
-pushup and daily abs routine
-in several weeks, after said regime, my body will begin to take on either the slender form of Mary Kate or the bulging one of Chyna. I’m hoping for the latter so that I can crush you with my buff arms.
I think that’s it. So far summer is cold and boring.
Edit: Addendum:
Tonight I babysat… “Are you Japanese?” -Peter K age 8