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this isnt 100% accurate. i mean - the facts are accurate just not the wording. you get it :).
*riiiiiing*
me: hello?
dad: hi, is mom there?
me: yeah, hold on one sec
dad: i got so drunk last night
me: really?
dad: yeah, i picked up a bottle of cabo wabo on the way to my office holiday party and we did shots
me: oooh, cool
dad: when we realized we were running out, i went out for another bottle
me: hahaha
dad: i had to have someone else drive me home
me: i wish id been here
dad: yeah, ask mom about it. i was praying to the porcelain gods.
*riiiiiing*
me: hello?
dad: hi, is mom there?
me: yeah, hold on one sec
dad: i got so drunk last night
me: really?
dad: yeah, i picked up a bottle of cabo wabo on the way to my office holiday party and we did shots
me: oooh, cool
dad: when we realized we were running out, i went out for another bottle
me: hahaha
dad: i had to have someone else drive me home
me: i wish id been here
dad: yeah, ask mom about it. i was praying to the porcelain gods.