I am Awesome.
So Model UN was so fun today and yesterday. Yesterday I got to yell at people because they were being dilatory ( :D ) and then today I wrote a resolution that not only was incredibly amusing, but got like, 4/5 voting. Apparently it offended people too, so I'm gonna post it here
Political Committee
Thirsty Irishwomen
Ireland and Romania
Noting That the Irish have a genetical gift of consuming alcohol;
Further noting that alcohol levels are low, and we are thirsty,
Requests that all countries join together to send Ireland rum, whiskey, beer, or any other suitable alcoholic drink;
Threatening with Romania sending vampires to suck the blood of any who do not comply with Ireland's request, and the Australians sending rabid kangaroos,
Smiles upon countries who send anything above 50 proof.
Of all the countries me and Amanda asked to support us, only 2 turned us down. I also got asked to prom by a random stranger. I gave one of them my screenname in a note, and realized after I left that I had taken the note with me. Oh well!! Oh yeah and Dave from Germany sent me a note too, that was amusing. Tis a shame that the Galactic Ammendment was neither passed nor even allowed to be read... it was hysterical.
Political Committee
Thirsty Irishwomen
Ireland and Romania
Noting That the Irish have a genetical gift of consuming alcohol;
Further noting that alcohol levels are low, and we are thirsty,
Requests that all countries join together to send Ireland rum, whiskey, beer, or any other suitable alcoholic drink;
Threatening with Romania sending vampires to suck the blood of any who do not comply with Ireland's request, and the Australians sending rabid kangaroos,
Smiles upon countries who send anything above 50 proof.
Of all the countries me and Amanda asked to support us, only 2 turned us down. I also got asked to prom by a random stranger. I gave one of them my screenname in a note, and realized after I left that I had taken the note with me. Oh well!! Oh yeah and Dave from Germany sent me a note too, that was amusing. Tis a shame that the Galactic Ammendment was neither passed nor even allowed to be read... it was hysterical.