its just you and me, and all of the people with nothing to do...nothing to lose...
okay. i guess i will explain myself.
this morning i woke up early to write my 800 page government paper. i was so proud that i got it done in one sitting without getting up to take a shower or watch tv or what not. so im in a tshirt and a pair of underwear, about to go upstairs to get cleaned up, when i decide that i want a mountain dew. we keep all our cokes in a refridgerator in the garage, and since my garage door was closed, i ran to get one forgetting not to shut the door behind me. i come back to find that the door is locked, and i dont panic because i know we have three spare keys hidden around the outside of my house. i check for the one in the garage...and its missing. by this time, im ticked off because i dont have clothes on, and im going to have to open my garage door and walk around outside to find the other two keys. so off i go, in front of all my neighbors, looking for the damn keys. the one in the front is (SURPRISE) missing as well, so i head to the back, where i couldnt find the third. im pretty much walking around outside naked trying to find a way to get in, and my situation is looking more and more hopeless. i go back into the garage and shut the garage door back and decide that i can either a) wait it out for an hour until my parents get home, b) walk over to my neighbors house and ask for our spare key, or c) find some alternate entrance.
it just so happens that im a genius and used my parking pass to jimmy open the lock on the door. but dont think for a second that i wouldve sat in that freezing garage for an hour. if all else failed, i wouldve walked myself to miss candys house for that key. im sure my neighbors wouldve loved that.
this morning i woke up early to write my 800 page government paper. i was so proud that i got it done in one sitting without getting up to take a shower or watch tv or what not. so im in a tshirt and a pair of underwear, about to go upstairs to get cleaned up, when i decide that i want a mountain dew. we keep all our cokes in a refridgerator in the garage, and since my garage door was closed, i ran to get one forgetting not to shut the door behind me. i come back to find that the door is locked, and i dont panic because i know we have three spare keys hidden around the outside of my house. i check for the one in the garage...and its missing. by this time, im ticked off because i dont have clothes on, and im going to have to open my garage door and walk around outside to find the other two keys. so off i go, in front of all my neighbors, looking for the damn keys. the one in the front is (SURPRISE) missing as well, so i head to the back, where i couldnt find the third. im pretty much walking around outside naked trying to find a way to get in, and my situation is looking more and more hopeless. i go back into the garage and shut the garage door back and decide that i can either a) wait it out for an hour until my parents get home, b) walk over to my neighbors house and ask for our spare key, or c) find some alternate entrance.
it just so happens that im a genius and used my parking pass to jimmy open the lock on the door. but dont think for a second that i wouldve sat in that freezing garage for an hour. if all else failed, i wouldve walked myself to miss candys house for that key. im sure my neighbors wouldve loved that.