instead of a prom update, you get the following:

[laurelohlaurel]

mom- "the secretery of state sent you an early birthday card"
me- "creep."
mom- "open it!"
me- *throws it in trash can.*
mom- "LAUREL IT'S YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION!"
me- "AHHHH!!!!!! &*&^$%@^%!#$%#%!#$^"

:l