Now it's time for a round of Things My Ex-Boyfriend Says
PREVIOUSLY ON CONVERSATIONS WITH GRANT:
Grant: Stephanie will be dragging me to that Gerard Butler movie soon.
me: What, the Ugly Truth?
Grant: Yeah
me: My sympathies
Grant: I plan on ogling Katherine Heigl in strappy dress, but I'm still not happy about it
me: Did you forget that Katherine Heigl looks like your mom?
Grant: Maybe she has a nude scene? I'm trying to stay positive.
me: YOUR MOM
Grant: Oh fuck you. FUCK YOU. Now I have nothing.
Grant: Oh, you'll get a kick out of this. So this last weekend my family looked at old photo albums and something occurred to me. My mom looked like ScarJo when she was my age.
me: HOURS OF MASTURBATION, RUINED
Grant: RUINED! That said, my mom was pretty hot in her 20s. And my dad was very good looking too.
me: Your parents had hot sex
Grant: Yep
Grant: Stephanie will be dragging me to that Gerard Butler movie soon.
me: What, the Ugly Truth?
Grant: Yeah
me: My sympathies
Grant: I plan on ogling Katherine Heigl in strappy dress, but I'm still not happy about it
me: Did you forget that Katherine Heigl looks like your mom?
Grant: Maybe she has a nude scene? I'm trying to stay positive.
me: YOUR MOM
Grant: Oh fuck you. FUCK YOU. Now I have nothing.
Grant: Oh, you'll get a kick out of this. So this last weekend my family looked at old photo albums and something occurred to me. My mom looked like ScarJo when she was my age.
me: HOURS OF MASTURBATION, RUINED
Grant: RUINED! That said, my mom was pretty hot in her 20s. And my dad was very good looking too.
me: Your parents had hot sex
Grant: Yep