Holy shit you guys. Holy shit.

[laurelin_kit]

In the comments of The Nostalgia Chick's latest video,The Smurfette Principle:

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Comments

[brainchild129]

Allow me to play the world's tiniest string quartet for this guy, to the tune of "Barber's Adagio for Misogynistic Losers."

Seriously dude, internet comments for silly videos are not the place to unload your psychological burdens. Sadly, I don't think he would ever get the idea that maybe his issues with girls don't stem from the women he knows...

But then, what do I know? I'm just a hateful, vapid woman after all.

[alexanderditto]

(I'm socially unfit, but handsome)

I couldn't read past this, I finally broke out into laughter. I want this on a t-shirt. Now.

I'm not a women basher for any other reason that I was hurt, badly by a girl.

Oh my goodness, this cannot be for real. This has to be a troll. HAS to be. Oh heavens please let it be a troll.

I have no hope for the world. I laugh because I am dead inside.

[oxymoron67]

Wow. The toolishness... it burns.

But one thing bothered me: this line:

I'll never stop loving her and I'll always measure the merits of another girl to her. They will always fall short.

That isn't love, it's obsession. (Provided said female exists anywhere outside of this douche's imagination)

[laurelin_kit]

It's 37 flavors of creepy.