this deserves a trip to the liquor store
Grant: Stephanie will be dragging me to that Gerard Butler movie soon.
me: What, the Ugly Truth?
Grant: Yeah
me: My sympathies
Grant: I plan on ogling Katherine Heigl in strappy dress, but I'm still not happy about it
me: Did you forget that Katherine Heigl looks like your mom?
Grant: Maybe she has a nude scene? I'm trying to stay positive.
me: YOUR MOM
Grant: Oh fuck you. FUCK YOU. Now I have nothing.
me: What, the Ugly Truth?
Grant: Yeah
me: My sympathies
Grant: I plan on ogling Katherine Heigl in strappy dress, but I'm still not happy about it
me: Did you forget that Katherine Heigl looks like your mom?
Grant: Maybe she has a nude scene? I'm trying to stay positive.
me: YOUR MOM
Grant: Oh fuck you. FUCK YOU. Now I have nothing.