Memorial Day Barbecue
My uncle is a plumber. These are some of the things he told us he has fished out of toilets.
ten crushed aluminum cans
a spatula
a Barbie
a showerhead
lots of silverware
half an apple
entire pill bottle
scissors
loooots of condoms (the husband does not use condoms)
81 tampons, three times (he lined them all up on the sidewalk because they kept swearing they never flushed them)