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I'm watching Attack of the Clones out of pure masochism and I just got past the part where Anakin and Padme are frolicking in the field with the giant walking testicles and oh my God, you guys, this is SO LAME. It's like every character in this came down with a case of SERIOUS RETARDATION right before the events of the film. During the whole conversation between Obi-Wan and the clone aliens I couldn't decide which side was being dumber. Obi-Wan, for going "Oh, THAT guy? He died like ten years ago and I never spoke to him and have no idea what I'm doing here," or for the clone aliens for offering to show him the army and BELIEVING HIM after he goes "I'm totes here to inspect the army!" AFTER ALL THAT.