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A beautiful quote by crevette
"I try very hard to smile when I'm at Disney because I fear what would happen if the Disney bosses knew there was someone unhappy at Disney. Would I be whisked away for 're-education'? Probably not. I bet that they flog the cast members when the customers are unhappy, though. At least in the Magic Kingdom. They're probably more civilized about it in Epcot. You know, probably based on part of the world pavillion they're from. If you're a cast member from a country that the US outsources interrogations to though, you're fucked. Although I'm sure they'll go about it in a very bright, colorful, happy kind of way."
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Dinner was great, the kids loved the fireworks right over our heads, and the local Disney ducks came to the metal grating and begged for food. "They're so pretty!" said Liv.
"And so friendly!" said Emily.
"What do you think," I asked them, "happens to ducks that aren't pretty and friendly at Disney?"
Their eyes grew big and Liv swallowed hard. "The Chinese pavillion resturaunt, right?"
"I'd think so. Or the French. I'm quite sure these ducks toe the line, sweetheart."
"I try very hard to smile when I'm at Disney because I fear what would happen if the Disney bosses knew there was someone unhappy at Disney. Would I be whisked away for 're-education'? Probably not. I bet that they flog the cast members when the customers are unhappy, though. At least in the Magic Kingdom. They're probably more civilized about it in Epcot. You know, probably based on part of the world pavillion they're from. If you're a cast member from a country that the US outsources interrogations to though, you're fucked. Although I'm sure they'll go about it in a very bright, colorful, happy kind of way."
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Dinner was great, the kids loved the fireworks right over our heads, and the local Disney ducks came to the metal grating and begged for food. "They're so pretty!" said Liv.
"And so friendly!" said Emily.
"What do you think," I asked them, "happens to ducks that aren't pretty and friendly at Disney?"
Their eyes grew big and Liv swallowed hard. "The Chinese pavillion resturaunt, right?"
"I'd think so. Or the French. I'm quite sure these ducks toe the line, sweetheart."