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Stolen from Rona's Myspace
You Know youre an OLP senior when...
1. You know you wasted close to two dollars on cardboard pizzas and microwavable burritos as a freshmen, but are too lazy to wait in a microwave line anymore.
2. You can't afford doritos so you tell mr. smail/ mr. man / mr. mahadavahan that the machine ate your money. SUCKA.
3. The lunch cart disgusts you but you steal from it anyway. MmmmMMMmmmm CHICKEN AND FRIES.
4. You had to learn Hungarian to take algebra.
5. You wonder why senior privelages excludes wearing real clothes, aka jeans, sweats, flip flops.
6. You arent allowed to drink water in Fegleys class. You constantly wonder the logic in not drinking water. IT EVAPORATES FEGS.
7. Chances are you arent participating in spring sing, and for the first time... do not give a RATS ass.
8. You accept that people on ASB do not attend class. what they actually do? is unclear.
9. All of 3 of us actually date/associate with saints guys. the wise ones realized that there is OH so much more out there.
10. You get to wear white shoes damnit! Do you? mostly no. but you GET TO.
11. You dont study for finals. You dont study period. You decide 80 minutes seems excessive after you check the clock in the first 5 minutes of class.
12. You've mastered texting in your fleece pocket.
13. You remember Saints dances and laugh accordingly.
14. You accept that you would be a genious in public school. or saints for that matter. but you got a defficancy in yoga this quarter.
15. You think AP stats should be advertised with a warning. Except if you have Mr. C, in which case it should come with a guaranteed A and a nap.
16. You find it hillarious that UNI hasn't beaten you at a single sports event all year, and your attendance at the one football game is your contribution to that victory.
17. Section is a waste of your life.
18. Your skirt is either stapled at the hem or missing a zipper
19. You still dont know how to fill out the late slips. and you never will.
20. Advisory always occurs the one day you need co-curricular to study for a test. ALWAYS.
21. You wonder what you actually did all semester in CLT
22. You lie on the surveys for advisory, just to freak the sophomore parents out.
23. Everything you know about sex you learned from Jenny Meade.... actually... everything you know about sex is NOT what you learned from jenny meade.
24. You know the best senior prank will involve that giant nun on upper plaza.
And last but not least
25. YOU HAVE 3 MORE MONTHS
add to this list if you want.
and keep it going
You Know youre an OLP senior when...
1. You know you wasted close to two dollars on cardboard pizzas and microwavable burritos as a freshmen, but are too lazy to wait in a microwave line anymore.
2. You can't afford doritos so you tell mr. smail/ mr. man / mr. mahadavahan that the machine ate your money. SUCKA.
3. The lunch cart disgusts you but you steal from it anyway. MmmmMMMmmmm CHICKEN AND FRIES.
4. You had to learn Hungarian to take algebra.
5. You wonder why senior privelages excludes wearing real clothes, aka jeans, sweats, flip flops.
6. You arent allowed to drink water in Fegleys class. You constantly wonder the logic in not drinking water. IT EVAPORATES FEGS.
7. Chances are you arent participating in spring sing, and for the first time... do not give a RATS ass.
8. You accept that people on ASB do not attend class. what they actually do? is unclear.
9. All of 3 of us actually date/associate with saints guys. the wise ones realized that there is OH so much more out there.
10. You get to wear white shoes damnit! Do you? mostly no. but you GET TO.
11. You dont study for finals. You dont study period. You decide 80 minutes seems excessive after you check the clock in the first 5 minutes of class.
12. You've mastered texting in your fleece pocket.
13. You remember Saints dances and laugh accordingly.
14. You accept that you would be a genious in public school. or saints for that matter. but you got a defficancy in yoga this quarter.
15. You think AP stats should be advertised with a warning. Except if you have Mr. C, in which case it should come with a guaranteed A and a nap.
16. You find it hillarious that UNI hasn't beaten you at a single sports event all year, and your attendance at the one football game is your contribution to that victory.
17. Section is a waste of your life.
18. Your skirt is either stapled at the hem or missing a zipper
19. You still dont know how to fill out the late slips. and you never will.
20. Advisory always occurs the one day you need co-curricular to study for a test. ALWAYS.
21. You wonder what you actually did all semester in CLT
22. You lie on the surveys for advisory, just to freak the sophomore parents out.
23. Everything you know about sex you learned from Jenny Meade.... actually... everything you know about sex is NOT what you learned from jenny meade.
24. You know the best senior prank will involve that giant nun on upper plaza.
And last but not least
25. YOU HAVE 3 MORE MONTHS
add to this list if you want.
and keep it going