The Truth About Leader Jaebum Part 4b
Title: The Truth About Leader Jaebum Part 4b
Character/Pairing: Jay/Taec, evil genius Nichkhun/Junsu, Chansung/Junho/Wooyoung, Jay/Khun bffery!
Genre: humor, crack, and a little romance
Rating: pg-13ish but only a little?
Word Count: 2, 313
Disclaimer: Blarg! Don't remind me of what I don't have
Older parts: (1) , (2), (3), (4a)
After dodging the Khun fueled cootie attack, Jay decided that now was the time to sum up all of his leader powers, and if need be, get Taec to hold Nichkhun down as he questioned him. He stood, took a deep breath, and with shoulder back and chest out he looked as big as he ever would. He put on his scary leader face, “All that you know about the three idiots, now!” It was an order.
Nichkhun pondered over this ‘order’ given by his leader-shii. Now, normally, he would have toyed with the paranoid man more, but Jay might use Taec’s giantness against him - God now he was the paranoid one. Stupid Junsu keeping him up at night with tempting thoughts. Beautiful, wonderful, Junsu…*itch* *itch* *scratch* *scratch*
“Arasso, arasso.” Nichkhun relented, scratching at his throat.
“You don’t have some weird flesh eating disease do you?” Jay took a step back; it was more of a recoil.
“What? No!” Nichkhun lowered his hand, still needing to scratch thoughts of Junsu away. “Have you not noticed how close the three youngest have been lately?” Khun continued, hoping to successfully distract Jaebum form his scratching habit.
“They’ve always had a closer bond.” Taecyeon piped up, still munching at the breakfast table. Both Jay and Khun looked over, and little did they know that at that very moment they shared an internal remark; “Oh yeah, he’s still here.”
“Junho was just telling me about the wonderful time the three of them had had last night. Sounded more like a date the way he was chattering on with that dreamy look in his eyes. I also definitely remember seeing him blush when he mentioned that they walked home in the cold. Not sure why yet...”
“They have been touching each other a lot more lately too.” Jay remembered the morning tickling and cootie sharing. A look of disgust spread across his face and he shivered. He would have yelled a ‘Taec hold me! I’m scared’ but he was still not ready for that. Maybe just a few forlorn filled glances.
Taec had noticed Jay’s reaction, he wanted to hug him, but he couldn’t. Maybe just a few eyebrow raises to make him laugh. As Jaebum looked over to Taecyeon, forlorn expression strong; the latter wiggled his eyebrows and Jay swooned, just a little, though he would never admit it.
Meanwhile the other boys were up to no good. “Tell uncle Woo all about it.” Wooyoung was doing his very best to comfort Junsu in the living room and find out what the hell went on the night before while he and the others were out. However, the image his statement conjured did nothing to comfort a wary Junsu.
Junho furrowed his brows at his hyung, he sighed, that would just not do. Junho put his arm around Junsu’s shoulder and pulled the elder into him. “Ignore the idiot to your left and tell us what has you so agitated this early in the morning.” He lazily ran his fingers through Junsu’s hair. Junho could feel the burning stares of his boyfriends but this was no time for jealously; gossip and band secrets were at stake. Junsu shifted, getting comfortable in his dongsaeng’s hold.
“It’s just that he startled me, and it was right before bed…” he let out a yawn and rubbed at his eyes sleepily. “I was thinking about it as I was falling asleep so I had nightmares about it.”
“Who scared you? Was it evil sister Nichkhun?” Wooyoung had apparently not forgotten the morning’s earlier conversation and Junho’s family tree. Junsu turned to scowl at Wooyoung, and if the later didn’t know any better he would have sworn that that was anger behind those sleep deprived eyes. Junsu then sighed and tucked himself back into the other half of the Jun brothers.
“Noooowa, it wasb Jaaebwum hwung,” Junsu’s replied came out muffled, as he kept inhaling Junho’s shirt as he spoke, still embedded in the younger’s chest. “He gwot-" Junsu coughed, unable to continue talking. He sat up, furrowed his brow and proceeded to pluck little fuzzy clothing hairs from his tongue. Satisfied after a few moments of serious extraction, he continued. “He got overly possessive with Taecyeon last night. I think they are a couple now. Or something,” for such big news, the vocalist seemed rather uninterested.
“Wh-why? What happened?” The trio clumsily asked in unison. Chansung had practically leaped over Junho to get to Junsu’s side.
“I was just helping Taec. You know giving him singing lessons, like he wanted. You see Nichkhun had suggested I help him because he said on the radio-” he was cut off by an irate Chansung leaning over Junho from the other side.
“Yeah we don’t care about that, tells the good stuff. Did he hit you? Beat you?” Junsu leaned back and away from the dangerous and almost cheerful glint in Chansung’s eyes at the prospect of dorm violence-directed at Junsu himself.
“God Chansung, no. He just frightened me. I had never seen - him -look - so - furious…” the three boys seemed to be closing in on him with every word, he needed to escape them. He quickly looked past the boys, and in his most terrified voice squealed out, “Hyung! I swear I wasn’t talking about you! Don’t hurt them!” The trio jumped to their feet and Junsu snuck to the kitchen. Little brats.
The three boys looked around in a panic, failing to see their rather dubious hyung sneak away. Once they realized that an angered Jaebum was nowhere in sight; Junho sighed in relief, Chansung wiped the miraculously appearing sweat on his forehead and Wooyoung threw himself back down on the couch, emotionally exhausted from the scare. All their hearts were racing, they, by no means, wanted another ass kicking from Jaebum. They cuddled on the couch for the rest of the morning. Gossip be damned, they were too young to die!
Back in the kitchen, “Now what shall I do with those three idiots…” Jay was deciding the best recourse that a leader should take. He couldn’t ban dating within the group, he’d be a hypocrite, but he had to lay down some rules. Knowing those three, they would cause even more trouble if love and heart break became part of the mix. He retook his seat across from Taecyeon and Nichkhun joined them at the table, sitting next to his lanky dongsaeng.
Jay suddenly gasped. “I just had a thought.”
“That’s a rare occasion indeed.” Nichkhun smirked and swiftly received two kicks under the table one from Jay and one form Taecyeon. This is why dating group members should be banned; gets him hit more. Hey pouted as he nursed his shins
Taec gave Jaebum a warm smile and a nod, “go on Jay.”
He leaned in, towards his boyfriend and his awful best friend. “They are going to further corrupt baby Junho, aren’t they? I, mean, I know Chansung is technically the youngest, but he was never the naive one. Poor sweet Junho will be lost if those two have their ways with him.”
“And what ways would that be Jaebum hyung?” Khun raised an eyebrow and gave a greasy smile.
“Dirty, filthy, cootie sharing ways! Those ways! I need to instill a strict no touching rule!”
Nichkhun cheered. “You are absolutely right hyung. No group members that are dating should touch.” Jay nodded his head feverishly in agreement. Taecyeon didn’t know which hyung he should kill first, and Nichkhun loved all the ridiculousness of Park Jaebum. That leader was always good for some prime entertainment. “Guess that means I can still touch Taec as much as I want, though.” He grinned evilly, silly leader, you’ll never get better that way. Jaebum’s head bobbing stopped. He shot lasers from his eyes, or at least it felt that way.
“No good. Need new plan.” Taecyeon nodded in agreement. “Here Here! I second that.”
As he was pondering, a snickering Junsu walked into the kitchen. Well it was more like a giggling Junsu skipped into the kitchen but Jay was busy trying to think.
Khun tried hard to ignore the apparent rainbows and bunnies that followed Junsu around and that only he himself could see. His hand unconsciously moved up to his neck.
“You sure about that flesh eating thing?” Taecyeon scooted away from Nichkhun and Jaebum smiled in approval. Taecyeon was slowly learning of the evilness of the cooties. It was only time until they would live happily ever after in a sterile environment, far, far away from Nichkhun. Jay then realized that he would probably miss his best friend and the bane of his existence. That is when he noticed Khun hadn’t retorted. He studied the Thai man, still scratching his reddened neck, claw marks apparent. Make-up noona would not be pleased. Jay then followed the line of Nichkhun’s gaze. Junsu. Bubbly, oblivious, freakishly talented Junsu. And that is when Jay had his second thought of the morning. Holy crap evil genius Nichkhun Buck Horvejkul, with his cootie alliance and plans for world domination, is in love with the fluffy adorable rainbow popping, unicorn loving Kim Junsu! This was too good and deliciously naughty to be true.
Jay nudged Taecyeon from under the table and nodded towards Khun and then Junsu. Taecyeon followed his boyfriend’s head motions and slowly began to piece it together. Then he grinned like an idiot. Jay was glad he and Taec were on the same page. This was much too good to pass up. Jay would need to have another thought quickly if he wanted to get Khun back for the stunt he had pulled on him. Sure it got Taecyeon and him together, but it was about the road that he had to trek down to get there. A road covered in embarrassment, discomfort and a shit load of cooties and other such evil things. Oh yes, he would help Nichkhun get with Junsu, but first he would torture his bestest friend in the whole world. Turns out that the world is not an unfair place after all.
Nichkhun, wanting so badly to whisper loving and sickeningly sweet things in Junsu’s ear as he gently brushed the hair from his face, but decided that starting a conversation might be safer. Maybe he could mess with Jay some more while he was at it. What else were best friends for?
“So Junsu, happen to see the three youngest out there? Any idea to what they are up to now?” He with held the sweetheart that threaten to fall from his lips.
“Surely plotting some troublemaking,” Taecyeon said as he finished off Jay’s morning cereal. Jay suspected that his cooties were probably the cleanest ones in the dorm so he would let that slide for now, though he did not forget to frown at his giant boyfriend.
“Oh I don’t think so. I think they will be pretty quiet for the rest of the day.”
“Oh?” The possibility of such a bizarre event had actually stopped the itching in Nichkhun’s throat.
Junsu nodded cutely like a five year old. “Look for yourself. They seem pretty docile to me.” He smiled like an innocent cherub. The three men cautiously peered out into the living room to see the three youngest closely huddled together, heads barely visible over the back of the couch. They were cuddling, possibly shivering, and was that a whimper they just heard?
“Yah!”
The three dongsaengs jumped at the their leader’s booming voice. They slowly turned and peered over the back of the sofa towards the kitchen.
“Yeh hyung?” The meekly answered after a moment.
“Go get washed and changed, we have a schedule to keep.” Jay knew that every morning they would fight him on this. ‘Five more minutes hyung!’ “Don’t be so rushed hyung’ ‘We still have plenty of time Jay’ Those annoying brats.
“Yeh hyung!” They chorused as they sprinted across the dorm. They had never been so obedient before, and never would they be again.
“Huh.” Taecyeon was a little stunned.
“Well what do you know?” Nichkhun was a little stumped.
“How the fuck did that happen?” Jaebum was a little confused.
“I told you so.” Junsu said as he drank some morning orange juice, hoping the tartness would help to wake him up.
“No seriously, how the hell? I have been yelling at them for a year, this is the first time they have ever cared!” Jaebum was more than a little confused; he was also a little bit pissed off.
“Delayed reaction?” Junsu suggested as he ate some rice. There wasn’t much time before they would have to leave, so that would have to do.
Seeing that that was all he would get from Junsu, who was now happily chewing his rice,
Jay went back to creating a plan to finally wreak havoc on Nichkhun’s life. Nichkhun, meanwhile, was dreamingly watching Junsu’s cheeks puff up and down as he ate his breakfast. Part of him thought it was too cute, the other part of him wanted to kill the first part and bury it somewhere that Jay could never find it. He could tell that the leader was watching him but couldn’t, in the name of world domination, take his eyes off a perfectly content Junsu. Jay’s paranoia really was starting to rub off on him - even though they have never really touched.
Jay didn’t ever think he could forget the panic he experienced the day before due to Nichkhun’s meddling. Boy was Khun in for it. Jay smiled at this thought; it was of the maniacal kind. Taecyeon noticed the creepy look on Jaebum’s face and hoped to dear God that whatever mess his insane cootie-fearing boyfriend was about to create he wouldn’t have to clean up. Man would this be the longest and strangest day ever…
A/N: I apologize for the blahness of this chapter. I sort of got my heart half broken so I naturally turned to the boys of 2pm and fan fiction writing for comfort :(
Character/Pairing: Jay/Taec, evil genius Nichkhun/Junsu, Chansung/Junho/Wooyoung, Jay/Khun bffery!
Genre: humor, crack, and a little romance
Rating: pg-13ish but only a little?
Word Count: 2, 313
Disclaimer: Blarg! Don't remind me of what I don't have
Older parts: (1) , (2), (3), (4a)
After dodging the Khun fueled cootie attack, Jay decided that now was the time to sum up all of his leader powers, and if need be, get Taec to hold Nichkhun down as he questioned him. He stood, took a deep breath, and with shoulder back and chest out he looked as big as he ever would. He put on his scary leader face, “All that you know about the three idiots, now!” It was an order.
Nichkhun pondered over this ‘order’ given by his leader-shii. Now, normally, he would have toyed with the paranoid man more, but Jay might use Taec’s giantness against him - God now he was the paranoid one. Stupid Junsu keeping him up at night with tempting thoughts. Beautiful, wonderful, Junsu…*itch* *itch* *scratch* *scratch*
“Arasso, arasso.” Nichkhun relented, scratching at his throat.
“You don’t have some weird flesh eating disease do you?” Jay took a step back; it was more of a recoil.
“What? No!” Nichkhun lowered his hand, still needing to scratch thoughts of Junsu away. “Have you not noticed how close the three youngest have been lately?” Khun continued, hoping to successfully distract Jaebum form his scratching habit.
“They’ve always had a closer bond.” Taecyeon piped up, still munching at the breakfast table. Both Jay and Khun looked over, and little did they know that at that very moment they shared an internal remark; “Oh yeah, he’s still here.”
“Junho was just telling me about the wonderful time the three of them had had last night. Sounded more like a date the way he was chattering on with that dreamy look in his eyes. I also definitely remember seeing him blush when he mentioned that they walked home in the cold. Not sure why yet...”
“They have been touching each other a lot more lately too.” Jay remembered the morning tickling and cootie sharing. A look of disgust spread across his face and he shivered. He would have yelled a ‘Taec hold me! I’m scared’ but he was still not ready for that. Maybe just a few forlorn filled glances.
Taec had noticed Jay’s reaction, he wanted to hug him, but he couldn’t. Maybe just a few eyebrow raises to make him laugh. As Jaebum looked over to Taecyeon, forlorn expression strong; the latter wiggled his eyebrows and Jay swooned, just a little, though he would never admit it.
Meanwhile the other boys were up to no good. “Tell uncle Woo all about it.” Wooyoung was doing his very best to comfort Junsu in the living room and find out what the hell went on the night before while he and the others were out. However, the image his statement conjured did nothing to comfort a wary Junsu.
Junho furrowed his brows at his hyung, he sighed, that would just not do. Junho put his arm around Junsu’s shoulder and pulled the elder into him. “Ignore the idiot to your left and tell us what has you so agitated this early in the morning.” He lazily ran his fingers through Junsu’s hair. Junho could feel the burning stares of his boyfriends but this was no time for jealously; gossip and band secrets were at stake. Junsu shifted, getting comfortable in his dongsaeng’s hold.
“It’s just that he startled me, and it was right before bed…” he let out a yawn and rubbed at his eyes sleepily. “I was thinking about it as I was falling asleep so I had nightmares about it.”
“Who scared you? Was it evil sister Nichkhun?” Wooyoung had apparently not forgotten the morning’s earlier conversation and Junho’s family tree. Junsu turned to scowl at Wooyoung, and if the later didn’t know any better he would have sworn that that was anger behind those sleep deprived eyes. Junsu then sighed and tucked himself back into the other half of the Jun brothers.
“Noooowa, it wasb Jaaebwum hwung,” Junsu’s replied came out muffled, as he kept inhaling Junho’s shirt as he spoke, still embedded in the younger’s chest. “He gwot-" Junsu coughed, unable to continue talking. He sat up, furrowed his brow and proceeded to pluck little fuzzy clothing hairs from his tongue. Satisfied after a few moments of serious extraction, he continued. “He got overly possessive with Taecyeon last night. I think they are a couple now. Or something,” for such big news, the vocalist seemed rather uninterested.
“Wh-why? What happened?” The trio clumsily asked in unison. Chansung had practically leaped over Junho to get to Junsu’s side.
“I was just helping Taec. You know giving him singing lessons, like he wanted. You see Nichkhun had suggested I help him because he said on the radio-” he was cut off by an irate Chansung leaning over Junho from the other side.
“Yeah we don’t care about that, tells the good stuff. Did he hit you? Beat you?” Junsu leaned back and away from the dangerous and almost cheerful glint in Chansung’s eyes at the prospect of dorm violence-directed at Junsu himself.
“God Chansung, no. He just frightened me. I had never seen - him -look - so - furious…” the three boys seemed to be closing in on him with every word, he needed to escape them. He quickly looked past the boys, and in his most terrified voice squealed out, “Hyung! I swear I wasn’t talking about you! Don’t hurt them!” The trio jumped to their feet and Junsu snuck to the kitchen. Little brats.
The three boys looked around in a panic, failing to see their rather dubious hyung sneak away. Once they realized that an angered Jaebum was nowhere in sight; Junho sighed in relief, Chansung wiped the miraculously appearing sweat on his forehead and Wooyoung threw himself back down on the couch, emotionally exhausted from the scare. All their hearts were racing, they, by no means, wanted another ass kicking from Jaebum. They cuddled on the couch for the rest of the morning. Gossip be damned, they were too young to die!
Back in the kitchen, “Now what shall I do with those three idiots…” Jay was deciding the best recourse that a leader should take. He couldn’t ban dating within the group, he’d be a hypocrite, but he had to lay down some rules. Knowing those three, they would cause even more trouble if love and heart break became part of the mix. He retook his seat across from Taecyeon and Nichkhun joined them at the table, sitting next to his lanky dongsaeng.
Jay suddenly gasped. “I just had a thought.”
“That’s a rare occasion indeed.” Nichkhun smirked and swiftly received two kicks under the table one from Jay and one form Taecyeon. This is why dating group members should be banned; gets him hit more. Hey pouted as he nursed his shins
Taec gave Jaebum a warm smile and a nod, “go on Jay.”
He leaned in, towards his boyfriend and his awful best friend. “They are going to further corrupt baby Junho, aren’t they? I, mean, I know Chansung is technically the youngest, but he was never the naive one. Poor sweet Junho will be lost if those two have their ways with him.”
“And what ways would that be Jaebum hyung?” Khun raised an eyebrow and gave a greasy smile.
“Dirty, filthy, cootie sharing ways! Those ways! I need to instill a strict no touching rule!”
Nichkhun cheered. “You are absolutely right hyung. No group members that are dating should touch.” Jay nodded his head feverishly in agreement. Taecyeon didn’t know which hyung he should kill first, and Nichkhun loved all the ridiculousness of Park Jaebum. That leader was always good for some prime entertainment. “Guess that means I can still touch Taec as much as I want, though.” He grinned evilly, silly leader, you’ll never get better that way. Jaebum’s head bobbing stopped. He shot lasers from his eyes, or at least it felt that way.
“No good. Need new plan.” Taecyeon nodded in agreement. “Here Here! I second that.”
As he was pondering, a snickering Junsu walked into the kitchen. Well it was more like a giggling Junsu skipped into the kitchen but Jay was busy trying to think.
Khun tried hard to ignore the apparent rainbows and bunnies that followed Junsu around and that only he himself could see. His hand unconsciously moved up to his neck.
“You sure about that flesh eating thing?” Taecyeon scooted away from Nichkhun and Jaebum smiled in approval. Taecyeon was slowly learning of the evilness of the cooties. It was only time until they would live happily ever after in a sterile environment, far, far away from Nichkhun. Jay then realized that he would probably miss his best friend and the bane of his existence. That is when he noticed Khun hadn’t retorted. He studied the Thai man, still scratching his reddened neck, claw marks apparent. Make-up noona would not be pleased. Jay then followed the line of Nichkhun’s gaze. Junsu. Bubbly, oblivious, freakishly talented Junsu. And that is when Jay had his second thought of the morning. Holy crap evil genius Nichkhun Buck Horvejkul, with his cootie alliance and plans for world domination, is in love with the fluffy adorable rainbow popping, unicorn loving Kim Junsu! This was too good and deliciously naughty to be true.
Jay nudged Taecyeon from under the table and nodded towards Khun and then Junsu. Taecyeon followed his boyfriend’s head motions and slowly began to piece it together. Then he grinned like an idiot. Jay was glad he and Taec were on the same page. This was much too good to pass up. Jay would need to have another thought quickly if he wanted to get Khun back for the stunt he had pulled on him. Sure it got Taecyeon and him together, but it was about the road that he had to trek down to get there. A road covered in embarrassment, discomfort and a shit load of cooties and other such evil things. Oh yes, he would help Nichkhun get with Junsu, but first he would torture his bestest friend in the whole world. Turns out that the world is not an unfair place after all.
Nichkhun, wanting so badly to whisper loving and sickeningly sweet things in Junsu’s ear as he gently brushed the hair from his face, but decided that starting a conversation might be safer. Maybe he could mess with Jay some more while he was at it. What else were best friends for?
“So Junsu, happen to see the three youngest out there? Any idea to what they are up to now?” He with held the sweetheart that threaten to fall from his lips.
“Surely plotting some troublemaking,” Taecyeon said as he finished off Jay’s morning cereal. Jay suspected that his cooties were probably the cleanest ones in the dorm so he would let that slide for now, though he did not forget to frown at his giant boyfriend.
“Oh I don’t think so. I think they will be pretty quiet for the rest of the day.”
“Oh?” The possibility of such a bizarre event had actually stopped the itching in Nichkhun’s throat.
Junsu nodded cutely like a five year old. “Look for yourself. They seem pretty docile to me.” He smiled like an innocent cherub. The three men cautiously peered out into the living room to see the three youngest closely huddled together, heads barely visible over the back of the couch. They were cuddling, possibly shivering, and was that a whimper they just heard?
“Yah!”
The three dongsaengs jumped at the their leader’s booming voice. They slowly turned and peered over the back of the sofa towards the kitchen.
“Yeh hyung?” The meekly answered after a moment.
“Go get washed and changed, we have a schedule to keep.” Jay knew that every morning they would fight him on this. ‘Five more minutes hyung!’ “Don’t be so rushed hyung’ ‘We still have plenty of time Jay’ Those annoying brats.
“Yeh hyung!” They chorused as they sprinted across the dorm. They had never been so obedient before, and never would they be again.
“Huh.” Taecyeon was a little stunned.
“Well what do you know?” Nichkhun was a little stumped.
“How the fuck did that happen?” Jaebum was a little confused.
“I told you so.” Junsu said as he drank some morning orange juice, hoping the tartness would help to wake him up.
“No seriously, how the hell? I have been yelling at them for a year, this is the first time they have ever cared!” Jaebum was more than a little confused; he was also a little bit pissed off.
“Delayed reaction?” Junsu suggested as he ate some rice. There wasn’t much time before they would have to leave, so that would have to do.
Seeing that that was all he would get from Junsu, who was now happily chewing his rice,
Jay went back to creating a plan to finally wreak havoc on Nichkhun’s life. Nichkhun, meanwhile, was dreamingly watching Junsu’s cheeks puff up and down as he ate his breakfast. Part of him thought it was too cute, the other part of him wanted to kill the first part and bury it somewhere that Jay could never find it. He could tell that the leader was watching him but couldn’t, in the name of world domination, take his eyes off a perfectly content Junsu. Jay’s paranoia really was starting to rub off on him - even though they have never really touched.
Jay didn’t ever think he could forget the panic he experienced the day before due to Nichkhun’s meddling. Boy was Khun in for it. Jay smiled at this thought; it was of the maniacal kind. Taecyeon noticed the creepy look on Jaebum’s face and hoped to dear God that whatever mess his insane cootie-fearing boyfriend was about to create he wouldn’t have to clean up. Man would this be the longest and strangest day ever…
A/N: I apologize for the blahness of this chapter. I sort of got my heart half broken so I naturally turned to the boys of 2pm and fan fiction writing for comfort :(