Cat Beast Time Travel Adventures (Episode 4)

Oct 21, 2010 19:03

Junho had refused to go near Chansung ever since Kwon and Wooyoung had convinced him and Jinwoon that Chansung and Seulong were sex fiends - just like Taecyeon. The two younger cat beasts spent their days in class and hiding away from most everyone else (at Kwon and Jinwoon’s house mostly). They had tried to appeal to Jaebum-hyung and save him from Taecyeon but they couldn’t get anywhere near the elder as Chansung had stuck to his brother’s side since the incident. The pair had also tried to get Taecyeon to repent his evil ways but he chased them out of the house and then went to cry in the shower over Jay - why else would they have heard him crying out Jaebum-hyung’s name in the shower?

Yes, Junho had been Chansung free for over a week and Taecyeon, as the over protective big brother, couldn’t have been happier if it hadn’t been for the fact that Chansung had been clinging to Jay for the past week. Taec couldn’t get anywhere near his boyfriend without having to listen to the beast’s younger brother lamenting his woes - and crying out Junho’s name.

“Dude, your own brother has cock blocked you!” Wooyoung commented as he fiddled with his personal index. “Well, indirectly anyhow…”

“Why is he here?” Taecyeon hadn’t had proper contact with Jaebum in days and it was getting to him. He had hoped hanging out with his friends at their favorite café would help distract him.

Changmin let out a loud sigh. What had he done to deserve the company of bickering pabos? “Because he is my younger very special cousin and if I don’t keep an eye on him some giant buffoon of a beast will rip out that sharp tongue of his.”

Wooyoung and Taecyeon snorted at the reply, but for very different reasons.

“Changmin~ hyung~!” Whined Seulong, his face pressed into his crossed that rested on the table. “Can’t you call Kwon over and get him to bring Jinwoon?” However muffled the request was the eldest beast’s ears were skilled enough to make out the words. And he ignored them.

“So why is Seulong here then?” Junsu asked from his sketch pad. Surprising everyone that that he was paying attention to the conversation.

“No one else will have him.” Wooyoung supplied and earning himself a swift whack to the back of his head by his cousin.

“You stop talking, it’s partially your fault he is an emo mess AND why Taecyeon has permanent blue balls!”

“Hyung~!” whined everyone at Changmin, but Junsu of course. Silence soon over took the group and it was rather welcomed by the artist. Until the whining and whimpers started.

“Changminnie hyung will you please make them stop.” Junsu could not concentrate on his drawing with all the noise. When it was evident that the younger ones were getting out of control Junsu decided to leave and go somewhere quieter. “I’ll see you guys later.”

“Noooooo!” They chorused. Junsu could not leave; they had been given strict orders to keep Junsu occupied by a very irate Nichkhun until he sent a message that they could leave.

“What? I can’t leave?” Junsu thought that their behavior was stranger than usual.

“Just stay, I can’t keep sane with them around if you’re not here,” Changmin pleaded. It was true; Changmin and Junsu had always been the sane ones around these crazy beasts. He begrudgingly sat back down. Changmin was going to get him that techno-water color set he has been wanting for eons.

~*~

“So you want to plan a romantic surprise trip for Junsu - right now?” Jay summed up.

“Who may or may not be your boyfriend?” Kwon looked skeptical.

“You are a stalker, aren’t you hyung? They think Seulong-hyung and I are bad but you’re trying to kidnap Junsu!”

“Shut up Chansung!” it had been like this all afternoon. Jaebum, Kwon and Nichkhun had been having their girl talk bonding as male beasts when Chansung decided to come out from mopping in his room and inflicting his misery on his hyung and friends.

“So how do I get him to go out with me?” Nichkhun was a nervous wreck.

“Well, for starters, I wouldn’t trust Kwon with your love life. I mean that is unless you want to be labeled as a sexual predator.”

“Chansung that is not how you speak to your elders!” Jaebum raised his brother to know better.

“Are you calling me old?” Kwon’s upset was ignored.

“Why not! Because of him Seulong and I will never be with our true mates!” Chansung’s eyes were wet with tears as he stomped back to his room. He really does miss Junho’s ass.

Kwon made a gagging sound but Jay felt bad for his dongsaeng; he wondered how Taecyeon was doing without him. Nichkhun too sympathized with the younger beast; he was having such a hard time wooing Junsu without outside interference. How did Jaebum and Taecyeon have it so easy?

“That kitten needs a spanking.” Kwon bitched.

“Enough Kwon! You are part of the reason he is so snippety.” Jay defended.

“Sorry to interrupt the baby brother drama, but can we get back to my Junsu issue? Romantic surprise desperately needed!” Nichkhun really needed some new best friends.

“Pretty.” Kwon offered after a long stretch of silence. When Nichkhun continued to look up at him dumbly from his spot on the carpeted floor he sighed in exasperation and elaborated. “He is an artist; he likes pretty things. Take him somewhere pretty.” He sat back; a satisfied grin on his face like he had just solved the mysteries of the universe.

“You know, I actually agree with Kwon. Your romantic place has to have a beautiful setting and appeal to his artistic side. Doing this will let him know in a subtle way that you understand and appreciate his interest in art.”

“Exactly what I said. Also, make it fun. Don’t be boring like you normally are.” Jaebum elbowed Kwon in his side; which actually help Jay come up with an idea when the diva reached up to fix his hair.

“Hats….he likes hats too,” Jay thought aloud.

“And some hideous ones at that - I wonder if he secretly cosplays…”

Nichkhun ignored the giggling and gossip that ensued and searched the terms: pretty, romantic, art, costumes and Earth history in his personal index. Several different cities were listed with thumb nails for visuals; but one really stood out: Venice - and its celebration of “Carnival”.

Nichkhun selected “Venice’s Carnival” on his personal index for more information. Carnival occurred usually early in the year before the Christian observance of lent (a 40 day period in which humans often gave something up), which passed before the Christian holiday of Easter. The people of Venice - Venetians - dressed in beautiful clothing and decorated masks of different kinds and attended parties and balls that were the epitome of decadence. He then selected the photo option and pictures popped up one by one of an architecturally beautiful city on water, long narrow sleek boats called gondolas used for navigation, elaborate costumes and ornate masks. It was all so beautiful - even he thought it was fairytale like. Venice’s maritime power was at its peak from the 13th to 17th century, so he decided that dropping in sometime between those dates would be fine as long as he avoided the multiple times that the city was affected by the black death and plague. Fatal disease was not a turn on.

“Ooooohhh. That is a pretty place. I like those shoes.” Kwon said while looming over one of his shoulders.

“It looks so romantic. Tell me if it is just as nice as these pictures - I want to go there with my beastly Taec.” Jay said from his other side.

“You mean as soon as your brothers stop getting in between the two of you.” Kwon stated.

“And whose fault is it in the first place?” Jay was not going to let Kwon’s meddling go unpunished. He felt bad for being all sexed up otherwise indisposed when the drama occurred.

“It’s Seulong’s fault. He should know better than to come on to my little Jinwoonie.”

Nichkhun grunted in annoyance, he was already getting a headache.  “No one is going to Venice if you two don’t stop bickering and help me out here!”

“Jaysus, calm down!” Kwon huffed in annoyance. He was generous enough to give up his weekend afternoon to help out his romantically challenged friend and this is the thanks he gets?

“Kwon, you go to docking bay 3 and set Khun’s ship up with location markers and costume wear. Study the Venetian clothing and make sure they both look stunning. Maybe something to highlight Khun’s toned body.” Jay studied Nichkhun’s form and nodded to agree with his own comment.

“And emphasize Junsu’s behind?” Nichkhun supplied, earning weird looks form the other beasts. “What? Come on! He is always hiding it in bagging pants when in humanoid form; I want to see what he’s got.” He smiled to himself greasily.

“Fine,” Kwon shivered; thinking of his close friend in such a sexual way.

“So what are we going to do?” Nichkhun asked Jay, an owlishly look gracing his face after Kwon pranced off to complete his mission.

“I am going to make sure you don’t make an ass out of yourself while asking Junsu out.” Jay patted the spot on the sofa that Kwon had vacated.

After the world’s creepiest pep talk that began with “When Taecyeon asked me out for the first time…” and ended with “That was the first time Taecyeon and I made love.” Nichkhun was sent out into the world. He sent Changmin a text telling him that he was on his way and to clear all the kids out of the café.

Finally. Good Luck! Changmin replied but he soon received another message.

Enjoy your mating ritual hyung~

He grimaced at Wooyoung’s message, took a deep breath and pranced sauntered into the café just like Jaebum told him Taecyeon had to.

“Junsu-hyung.” He strained his voice, trying to make it sound deep and sexy.

“Now you’re using formalities?” Junsu looked up through his lashes. Seeing Nichkhun look so uneasy made him fully lift his head up from his sketch pad.

Khun cleared his throat and sat down; afraid that Junsu would see just how wobbly he made his knees.

“I’m up for trying anything once. What about you hyung? Are you up for trying anything?” Check sleazy comment off of Jay’s list. He forced a lecherous smile.

Junsu studied Nichkhun for a moment. Then laughed. He laughed so hard he had to put down his sketch pad and clutch at his sides, lungs burning for lack of oxygen.  After a long struggle to gain his composure, Junsu managed to giggle out a retort. “Okay, I’ll bite. What is it that you want to try, hot stuff.”

Junsu looked so beautiful; cheeks flushed and smile bright. It took him a moment to recover and answer Junsu. “Go on a fairytale date with me?” He almost winced at how desperate he sounded.

Junsu scrutinized Nichkhun once more. The other beast was pale, sweaty, jumpy, and nothing like his normal confident self. Oh gods, he is serious. Junsu sighed, sat up straight and looked Nichkhun in the eyes. “Where are we going?”

Nichkhun didn’t react. He didn’t dare breath or blink.

“Khun?” Junsu reached over the small table and grabbed the other by the shoulders and shook.

Nichkhun smiled goofily at the physical contact. “It’s a surprise.” He reached up and took one of Junsu’s hands. He reveled at the pout on the older beast’s lips. “Come on, I’ll let you guess on our way to docking bay 3.”

“Mars?” He guessed.

“I said fairytale, not dust inhalation.” Ah, there was the old Nichkhun.

“I like the color of the red dust; it’s pretty. The seventh moon of Karath?” Junsu tried again several more times, loving how Nichkhun’s face scrunched up more with each incorrect guess.

Khun laughed at Junsu’s building excitableness.  “You’ll see when we get there,” they had just entered the docking bay station and Nichkhun ushered Junsu into his ship.

Nichkhun wouldn’t let Junsu look at the navigation screen but the sneaky bastard hacked into the itinerary and found the costumes that Kwon had selected for them and pretty much figured it out from the masks - having taken many course on Earth’s art and costume history. Fortunately, he was ecstatic and even changed into his costume before they had completed take-off.

“Hey, Khun?”

“Yeah Junsu.” Khun replied distracted, doing his best to pilot the ship and not be distracted by Junsu twirling around in 15th Century Venetian clothes.

“Why are my pants so tight?” He raised a brow as he looked down at his own behind. The pert bottom was now practically on display.

“Umm…Kwon did it?” don’tblushdon’tblushdon’tblush.

Junsu nodded slowly as a knowing look filled in his eyes. “I see.”

Tight pants or not, Junsu and Nichkhun ended up having a perfect fairytale first date. They crashed a party, drank and danced until well past midnight and then took a stroll around the area and examined the architecture. They stopped on a stone bridge for a while to watch the stars and tried to pick out the way home. It was then that they shared their first kiss under the Venetian moon, only slightly hindered by the masks they wore. Junsu giggled and Nichkhun reveled in the sound.

“You don’t do that nearly enough.” Khun still had his eyes closed after their lips separated.

“What? You mean kiss you?” Junsu was still giddy from the kisses wine.

“No, laugh.” Nichkhun now was staring deep in Junsu’s eyes and all the elder beast could do was stare back.

To end the night on a perfect note, Nichkhun thought a ride on a gondola was in order. They “borrowed” a boat and Nichkhun insisted on navigating. It turned out that Nichkhun has absolutely no sense of balance; which is really shameful for a cat beast. After pulling Khun out of the water, Junsu serenaded the pouting beast while he dried Khun’s hair.

“Pabo, I told you to attach your personal index and enable the autopilot option.”

“…”

“Oh, cheer up. I think your sudden clumsiness is endearing.” Junsu gave a quick peck to one of Nichkhun’s cheeks.

“Well, I suppose it’s okay; as long as you think so.”

~*~

“Did you get out of the house alright?” Taecyeon whispered in the darkness of the forest.

“Yeah, I made sure Chansung was fast asleep, otherwise he would have never let me go out to meet you. Poor thing doesn’t want to be left alone” Jay settled in Taec’s arm as they lay on the blanket the larger beast had set out.

“I’m sorry Junho is being so stubborn. I guess I protected him from the world a little too well.”

“Ok Taecyeon is apologizing for Chansung’s feelings being hurt? Impossible.” Jay teased.

“I’m a good guy, if you haven’t noticed.” Taecyeon mock pouted.

“Oh, I’ve noticed.” Jay copied Taecyeon’s eyebrow wiggle.

“Besides, Junho has been all sad and moody ever since he and Jinwoon have cut Chansung and Seulong off. I miss happy Junho - and it would seem your baby brother makes my baby brother smile.”

“You know, this mature side of you is really sexy.” Just as the two beasts were about to engage in some explicit late night activities, they heard the crackling of twigs from either side of them.

“Unhand Jaebummie-hyung!”

“Give me back my hyung!”

Junho and Chansung had each appeared just in time to “rescue” Jay from Taecyeon’s (evil sex fiend) clutches.

“Junho-yah?” Chansung resisted the urge to reach out to the adorable beast.

“Chansungie?” It had been so long since he had seen the larger beast that Junho had forgotten how handsome the other was.

Jay couldn’t stand the silence or the tension that followed. “Okay kids, have seat. It’s time to give you ‘the talk’ - properly this time.”



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fandom: 2am, genre: crack, au: cat beast, rating: pg-13, genre: romance, length: oneshot series, pairing: seulong/jinwoon, pairing: general, pairing: jaebum/taecyeon, fandom: 2pm, pairing: chansung/junho, pairing: junsu/nichkhun

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