Cat Beast Time Travel Adventures (Episode 3)
After tackling a suddenly aroused Chansung, the very traumatized Junho ran off leaving Kwon and Nichkhun to explain to the younger beast that his brother Jaebum was very much occupied with a certain giant beast. Deciding to hang out in a less cootie filled place, the three beasts went to join their other friends at a small café near the edge of the forest clearing in which their city was located.
“I can’t believe you two.” Wooyoung chuckled, shaking his head.
“What? We were only educating the poor sheltered thing. Taecyeon coddles him way too much.” Kwon defended.
“No wonder he ran away so fast.” Chansung noted, sipping on his drink.
“Yeah we scarred his fragile little mind.” Nichkhun was irritated. He had been trying to locate Junsu in the city using his personal index but it says that Junsu checked out a time travel ship that afternoon. How was he supposed to dazzle the other beast with his new blonde hair now (before it goes out of style)?
“Taecyeon is going to neuter you both.” Changmin pointed out. That was certainly something they had not considered at the time. Wooyoung’s chuckle escalated to a girly giggle.
“Pfft. Taecyeon is too distracted by Jaebum to even know what’s going on with his brother these days.” Kwon sneered.
“Is that jealousy I’m detecting?” Wooyoung joked, pretended to scan Kwon with his personal index.
“Gasp! Jo Kwon does not get jealous of beasts; beasts get jealous of Jo Kwon!” His voice was shrill.
“And now you have got him speaking in third person, I’m leaving to find Junsu.” Nichkhun shot up from his seat, ready to head out the door.
“But how can you leave when I haven’t told you where Junsu-hyung went for his art project?” Chansung teased, practically dangling the precious information in front of Nichkhun.
“Why couldn’t you have been a good boy and chased after your boyfriend.” When had the younger beast become so much like Wooyoung?
“He’s not my boyfriend.” The younger beast weakly defended.
“Yet!” the other chorused with easy practice.
“I wonder where he did scamper off to?” Kwon tapped his chin lightly, trying to think of all the places his best friend’s little brother could have gone off to.
“Where do you think Junho would go with such juicy new information?” Wooyoung queried a dangerous glint of knowing in his eyes.
“JINWOON!” Both Seulong and Kwon yelled.
“My baby!” Kwon’s continued voice even shriller.
“When Jinwoon finds out that what happens when beasts date, he is never going to let me date him!” Seulong whined. He and Chansung had been trying to date Jinwoon and Junho (respectively) for months but over protective brothers and their naiveté had been getting in the way.
“I can’t let my baby brother be corrupted; he’s barely old enough to mate!” He began to panic.
“What about his education, hyung?” Wooyoung was so nice to point out.
“I MUST SAVE HIM!” Kwon was hyperventilating.
“What is it with all you over protective brothers?” Changmin asked as Kwon grabbed onto his collar; pleading for assistance from the eldest of their group. He sighed in defeat, why is having friends so difficult? “Okay, Kwon, you breath into this paper bag while Chansung and Seulong go find their boyfriends before Junho can tell Jinwoon about mating.”
“He’s not my boyfriend!” the two beasts in question argued, an old defence mechanism against the protectiveness of older brothers.
“Yet!” the group chorused again.
As the two embarrassed beasts ran out Nichkhun called after them. “Wait! You haven’t told me where Junsu is yet!”
“Oh,” Wooyoung began as he helped Changmin shove Kwon’s head between his knees. “Junsu went to go watch a star go super nova three thousand years ago by the outer planets.” He leaned towards Nichkhun and motioned the man to get closer with one sly finger. “You can just drop in on him by dialling his ship’s serial number into an emergency transporter as the new home address.” The poisonous cheek man smirked, sharing some of his hacker knowledge.
“Thanks!” Khun shot over his shoulder as he left. This is what friends are for.
~*~
“Taecyeon-hyung does that to Jaebummie-hyung? All the time?” Jinwoon was shocked. How could one of his most beloved hyungs get so regularly violated.
“Yy-yy-yes.” Junho hissed from his spot next to Jinwoon behind the great fallen tree. This was their own special spot to share secrets in the lush blue forest, just past the sparkling creek.
“You don’t think Seulong and Chansung would try to do that to us, do you?” Jinwoon asked, still bewildered. The two beats had been trying to court them since they even became of mating age.
“I’m not sure. Kwonnie-hyung and Khunnie-hyung said that was what mated couples do...” this voice trailed off when he heard movement not too far away.
“Jinwoon?”
“Junho?”
“Eeep!” The younger beasts clung onto each other. Could their courters be searching for them in order to engage in the dubious act know as s-e-x? They decided to change into their full cat beast forms so that they could more easily navigate the forest and return to the safety of the city.
Seulong and Chansung had just crossed the creek and were looking for the place their younger friends had told them about in secret. Chansung looked up to the sky. The red sun was setting and the bright fuchsia was darkening into a deep purple. “It’s almost night.”
“Then we better hurry.” Both knew how much the younger beasts disliked the dark.
~*~
“You know watching the star unsupernovaing would be just as beautiful and much less sad.” Nichkhun spoke his words in his best phone sex voice, close to Junsu’s ear. “Why be witness to a death when you can watch a new life being created?” He hoped the sentimental words would pull at the man’s heart strings and lure him into his sexy trap. He eased himself into the seat next to Junsu and nudged the piloting chair for it to swivel in his direction.
Junsu let out a laboured sigh but kept his eyes on the dying star that he was watching as his ship traveled to the future at a slower than normal time-traveling rate. “Unsupernovaing is not a word, dongsaeng. And I guessed when you crawled out of the pits of the underworld no one was around to tell you that spontaneously transporting yourself onto another beast’s ship is not only rude but stalkerish and creepy as hell.”
“Aww. Who’s making up words now?” Nichkhun pouted mockingly. He loved to tease the beautiful man next to him. Junsu’s ear turned red at their tips and he would scrunch up his face in frustration. Gods he hoped that frustration was of a sexual kind.
The two beasts sat in silence for a moment, the star’s intense and volatile destruction distracting them. However, Nichkhun was soon bored and forced the slightly older beast to look at him, cupping the soft skinned face in his hand. They stared into each other’s eyes.
“Is this a staring contest?”
Nichkhun let go of the man and threw himself back in the seat. He sighed dramatically, deflating his entire body.
“Charades?”
“My hair!”
Junsu blinked at him. “Oh, right.”
“Oh, right. That’s it!? Oh right?” Nichkhun threw his arms up in the air before they came flying back down at him in a dangerous manner.
“What is your problem?”
“My problem is I just wasted a perfectly good onetime emergency personal transporter to surprise a guy who could care less about me.”
“What?”
“You heard me; Nichkhun Buck Horvejkul does not repeat himself!” He crossed him arms and spun his chair around to face his back to Junsu before putting the lock on so that Junsu couldn’t swing the chair back around. Gods, he needed to spend less time with Kwon.
“Hey asshole! You’re the one who shows up out of nowhere during my excursion for school and distracts me from the project I’m supposed to be working on because the way the color’s from this dying star reflect off your blonde hair makes me want to draw you instead of the assigned object!” Junsu huffed pointing at the blazing fire ball outside the ship.
The silence stretched for what felt like hours.
“I did all that?” Khun peer over to Junsu, chin resting on the arm rest.
“That shade of blonde just happens to be very becoming on you.”
“Hey, no backtracking.” Khun release the lock under his seat and swung back around to face Junsu properly. “You said I was mesmerizing” Khun tried very hard to mask his gloating.
“Hey, no putting words in my mouth!” He turned back to the view screen and picked but his discarded drawing pad. “I said you were distracting. That’s all.” It was more mumbled than spoken but Khun let it slide. He watched Junsu as the beast finished his sketch and took some snapshot with the ships computerized telescope. He loved the look of concentration on the beauty’s face, but he didn’t miss the blush on the smooth cheeks every time he would lean in a little closer in the guise of survey the artwork. Oh yes, Junsu was definitely falling into his sexy Khun trap.
~*~
Junho and Jinwoon made it out of the forest and headed for the city in the clearing and continued to Jinwoon’s home, which was closest. Upon arrival they were met by an irritated Changmin who was holding back a fuming Kwon on the porch bench. Wooyoung had his personal index out, ready to record the very moment that vein on the side of Kwon’s neck exploded. However, being the good hyung that he was, Kwon saw the scared look in his younger brother’s eyes. Suddenly the large cats bolted onto the laps of their friends. A moment later Seulong and Chansung showed up.
Kwon may not have been able to stop his little brother from growing up too fast, but he could use this situation to his advantage to protect Jinwoon and save himself from being neutered by Taecyeon at the same time.
Before the newly arrived beasts could step onto the porch Kwon spoke. “That’s close enough, thank you.” They froze in confusion. Hadn’t they been doing what they were asked to?
“I don’t think either of these two beasts want to be held down and ravaged by you aggressive pair!”
“What?” were they hearing Kwon correctly? Or had they ran right into another dimension.
“Chasing after these two poor innocent beasts, you should be ashamed of your selves!” Kwon held tightly onto his brother and patted Junho’s head gently. Chansung and Seulong stood there, mouths hanging open in disbelief.
Wooyoung grinned more menacingly at the scapegoats. He wanted to have fun too. “You little things must have been so scared out there all alone in the dark forest and being chased by these big sex crazy meanies!” He stroked Junho’s fur.
Changmin shook his head at the insanity of it all. “Okay, looks like these two kittens have had a long day. Why don’t we clear this all up in the morning?” He stood and tried to shoo everyone home.
Whatever protests the falsely accused were trying to get out dyed down when Changmin let out a low rumbling growl. The beast was the eldest amongst their group and his orders were meant to be followed. Seulong and Chansung scurried off with heavy hearts. Kwon was smirking from his spot on the bench.
“Tomorrow you clear this all up, got it?” His eyes glowed as he spoke to the diva.
Kwon huffed before herding Jinwoon and Junho inside to change and dress.
~*~
“Taecyeon, it’s late. You should go home for Junho. Speaking of which, why isn’t Chansung home yet?” Jay had finally gotten out of bed for more than a quick bathroom break or shower sex and was heading to the kitchen to get something to eat - for the first time that day.
“Junho knows to stay at Kwon and Jinwoon’s if I’m not home by now.” Taec said as he wrapped his arms around Jaebum from behind.
“I still feel bad for keeping you from him, besides, that still doesn’t solve our problem of Chansung coming-”
“Yah! Unhand my hyung you pervert!!!” Chansung had stormed into the kitchen, a glum looking Seulong trailing behind him. “This is all your fault!” If Taecyeon hadn’t forced Chansung’s sweet brother Jaebummie to be his sex slave then Junho would have never gotten “the talk” from Kwon and Khun and then would have never shared it with Jinwoon and then Kwon would have never tricked Jinwoon and Junho into thinking that he and Seulong were like Taecyeon. Chansung leaped at the beast holding his hyung captive. Oh yes, he was going to get his revenge on the sex fiend giant!
A/N: This is fail, idek where this chapter came from. My apologies *showers you with cat beast cookies for reading all the way through*
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