Sep 22, 2007 20:19
so, last night Sherry, Josh, Chadd, Brianne and I all went to the Longhorn. Business as usual, $1 vodka and tonics (with AWFUL cheap vodka) ruin my life. I didn't have to drive for once so of course I drank my ass off.
I saw David Snow and Ryan Land there which was kind of weird, and Josh kept doing karaoke and convince Sherry and I to go on stage with him and be his "backup singers" where Sherry and I would lip sync and mysteriously disappear like 30 seconds into the song. We finally left around 4 I think, after Ryan bought me approximately 900 drinks and David told me about his wife that is deployed. Very strange.
I was retarded drunk and sat in the backseat of Sherry's car and felt sick the ENTIRE way home. I felt almost car sick. I coudln't lay down because I knew I'd barf. We stopped at the rest stop at the Texas/Louisiana line, so Josh could pee so I went too. Rest stops already scare the shit out of me- they seem like the perfect place for someone to snatch me and rape my ass, so I walk out of the bathroom and Josh is standing there and scares the shit out of me, and in return I said every cuss word known to man and barfed. This other dude was standing outside and was laughing his ass off.
I had to get Sherry to stop three times on the way home to let me barf out the door which was awesome, but I really didn't have anything TO barf. All terribly interesting information, I know. I got home and laid on the bathroom floor for a while and then went to bed. I knocked over a cup of water on my nightstand- but just on part of it. I went to sleep and my phone was on the part that didn't have any water on it.
I woke up this morning (and by morning I mean 2:17pm) to my phone being soaked. I don't know how it ventured all the way over there, but it was definitely wet. The little sticker that "shows" if it has water damage isn't pink- so I don't think it's that- but my phone won't hold a charge now. It's dead. I can't text message and it's making me nuts. Jaime is sending me another unlocked phone- and I'm putting my SIM card in Dawn's phone when I see her tonight, but DAMN it this is annoying. I haven't had that phone for very long- and I have never had phone problems up until like the last year. I have a dude I have been texting a lot lately and I'm sure he thinks I hate him now. Way to ruin my life, vodka tonics! We could be in love by now but noooooooooo!
It died right in the middle of my texting so I didn't even get to tell anybody what was happening. so, that's what happened. I'm sure I'll be asking for freaking phone numbers AGAIN.
The moral of the story is: don't drink cheap vodka tonics and don't put water on your nightstand either.