The 2011 Guide to making people feel old

[lauratnz]

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[jolietjones]

*defriends*

[rosie_spleen]

Me too.

*flounces*

Hey J-Lo. Happy Windsor of Wedding Week. Hope you're wearing your marital hat to the affair, bb.

Scuse us while we chat about over 35 issues, LOL

[jolietjones]

Hi honey! Dude imma get SO WASTED on Friday. *G*

Do you like my classy icon?

[rosie_spleen]

I adore your icon. And it's grouse to hear you're totes getting wasted on Friday. I would too, but there's nothing to waste. Or is that waist?

Whaddya thunk about this ageist stuff in Lauretta's journal? It's a bit of a Greenpeace issue, innit? Save the whale, save the over-35? Or, just because we (the whale and the over-35 YO) have a bit more blubber, doesn't mean we are less important!?

Sheesh. *slaps them*

Hon. I'm off to bed with my blue rinse and my hot pack to ward off the chill blains. Be well and *hugs* to our host even though ...

*huffs*

[jolietjones]

I am so fucking old I can't even remember what we're talking about. STILL ALIVE THO, HUZZAHS!

Sleep well dear.

[lauratnz]

ohnoes! *clings*

Stupid comic. It's not even funny, ffs lolz

[jolietjones]

LOL

BIG HUGS