Oh, work. You bitch.

Oct 13, 2010 22:19

damn the muses
I hauled surprise roosters today.
Two of them.

Courtney
XD roosters!

damn the muses
I had these two big boxes with mesh holes marked LIVE. They didn't look like the boxes birds are carried in, and birds are always LOUD.
The only sound these made were scratching on the boxes.
And they stunk.
So when I got to their post office I asked wth they were. And she said 'roosters'.
And I blurted out COCKS?!
Because. You know. I'm me.

Courtney
ROFL!!!
you carried around cocks!

damn the muses
Two of them! Stinky ones! And I didn't even know it.

Courtney
you delivered cocks!

damn the muses
Cockses in boxes!

Courtney
XD
step 1, cut a hole in the box

damn the muses
Step 2: stink up LS' whole car so she buys new air fresheners.

Courtney
awwwwww

damn the muses
Cocks are so messy.

adventures in aim

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