PETITON: A PARTY AT JUSTIN'S HOUSE

Jul 25, 2003 20:55

For all those of you who know Justin and know that in August his parents are disappearing from the premeses for an entire week, please sign our petition to force Justin into holding an open party with lots of drinks and handsome men, preferably men that have the potential of being a boyfriend. We are stirring up shit in order to harass him until this deed is done. We also plan to have a barbeque that is preferable not tainted with kerosine and many many bottles of Bailey's and Vodka ( and yes if you'd like, Amareto sours). Furthur more, if our demands are not met, we shall gather at a meeting place with our "party-on" gear and make a surprise visit to his habitat. This is our mission, aim, assignment, business, calling, charge, commission, duty, end, errand, goal, job, lifework, object, objective, ambition, design, ground zero, intent, intention, limit, mark, finish line and final destination. So all those in favour say "PARTY ON DUDES" and for those of you with self control say "I".

Our many thanks from -The Commission of Lauraland- "planting a mark on this summer that will remain unforgettable"

P.s. Suggestions are accepted so long as they pertain to the word: fun and please note: we do not provide more than one toilet for regugitation.
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