I woke up in the middle of the night, lying on my back in my bed, feeling like I'd been hit by a truck. I had my makeup on, my eyes in, and I was inexplicably wearing the pajamas with the moons and stars and butterflies all over them. I had no idea how I'd gotten there ( Read more... )

My head hurts :( I think this wine is corked, but I'm too drunk to know for sure. I wore a headband today. NOT a good idea. Hence head hurtiness. I'm trying to make peace with the hair. It only made things worse ( Read more... )

How did it get so drunk in here ( Read more... )

I've been trying to get rid of this moonshine since Greg got it from his brother like 8 years ago. Most people give it a sniff, make a face, and are smart enough to move on. Not so with our slightly insane friend McP. The first time he tried it was about 4 years ago, and he immediately spit it out in the sink. No one has drank any since. For some ( Read more... )

Drew Barrymore most beautiful. HAHAHAHahahahaha! Why do I find that so hilarious? OH because I'm drunk! Duh!

So, speaking of evil, (were we speaking of evil?) yeeaaah... what's up with the disintegrating wall behind the other wall in the bathroom? Oh, if this were my house, first of all y'all would be reading a whole lot more "EW!"s from me, and ( Read more... )

I'd like to take this opportunity to drunkly declare this The Year of St. Anne's. Why am I drunk when I have not only work in the morning, but also a meeting with the boss tomorrow? Does that answer your question? Actually I don't know how it happened, but somehow some wine got drank. Or is it got drunk? English, never my strongest subject, eludes ( Read more... )

If you've never been slightly hung over and woken up by a toddler driving Matchbox cars through your hair, you really should try it. The cars do not drive smoothly through your hair; hair wraps around the wheels and you get the wonderful effect of having your hairs pulled out, one by one, as the cars drive away. You should especially try it if you ( Read more... )

Note to self: the next time Greg brings over a tall glass of hot apple cider, do not say "Does this have a little Captain in it ( Read more... )

*snort* Ray is hilarious! I sent him a bunch of pictures of Peanut from Halloween, and he sent back one of him outside on the porch with this message:

Child abuse.

You let him outside.... AND THE SUN HASN'T EVEN SET.

LOL! And now, for your enjoyment, a cute picture!


( Read more... )

The Mike's hard cranberry lemonade is excellent! I can't believe I waited this long to try it! Mmmmmm... and its got cranberry, so its good for you too ;P ( Read more... )