How do you feel about fellatio?
So last night Alex and I went out. We thought we would try a new venue since this is has been in the line up for several trips to Hamtramck bar life... We went to the Belmont. Which is a pretty nice place... Until we were approached by "Bald Man" whom proceeded to look at my breast occasionally.. (Who can blame him they are pretty fantastic.) So as Alex and I tried to catch up on our lives.. Bald Man wanted into the convo so every few minutes he would be like what are you talking about... Piercings (Alex wants her ears pierced.) Tattoo's (She wants one of those too.) So you see where this is going.. So as we finished our Whiskey Sours... and order another round... Bald Man turns to Alex and says: How do you feel about fellatio? Alex is puzzeled and I am not in the convo since I thought they were talking about a dude named Heratio.. So Alex responded : Its good, which then they exchanged a high five.. It gets worse two women approach the bar and Bald Man who's name was Brent.. I think? Was like you have to show some breast to get service here... He was pointing to me and said She has great boobs.. The two women agreed and wished their boobs where as big. Then after the wierd women left. Alex's went off to the bathroom.. she was gone forever.. Which left me alone with Brent.. So his next question was whats the naughtiest thing you say in bed? "His was I like the way you lick my balls?" Mine was "Uhh.. I like it like that..." The evening ended with Brent kissing me on the cheek goodbye.. And Alex and I proceeded to leave and went on to Outer Limits...
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Ps. According to Bald men.... Bald men = big penis... I dunno.. The things you learn in a bar.