About a dream..
Last night, I had a dream where although I have not had sex with Joey, I was pregnant. I just realized that in my dream, the man who actually impregnated me was Ian (My Blockbuster boss eww)..
Turns out that the one time I did technically have sex (in my dream of course!), Ian used a condom and didn't finish (eww) but still managed to get me pregnant! Joey stayed with me and Ian's married and didn't want to tell anyone at work or anywhere else. Ian and I discussed at a hotel with Joey there that we would keep the truth a secret. Cuba Gooding Jr. was there and he discovered that there was a safe behind a picture in the hotel room that contained dvds about the hotel and the new Rammstein dvd that just came out that day! Joey was excited. Why Joey still stayed with me I have no idea because Joey has told me on more than one occasion that if I cheated on him.. he crush me.. Yikes..
So yes.. I was pregnant and I went to the movies with Joey. I recall the seats being moved so we could see the screen better. Old men took Joey's seat while he was getting us snacks and I asked them nicely to move and they apologized and moved to the row behind us. Turns out that a bunch of people from my high school were in the surrounding rows so they all discovered that I was pregnant! Amy Faunce came up to me and I asked her for her number so I could know more about what it's like being pregnant (In my dream, she already had a kid). Everyone was disappointed and kind of made fun of the fact that I was going to have a kid at 20 years of age.. Yep, in my dream I was already 19.. I think it all took place during October 2005. I'll explain my reasoning soon.
So I get Amy's number, Joey comes back then we watch the movie. We leave and I decide to go for a drive in the PT cruiser for a bit. I'm in Detroit. I go into a Blockbuster which is also a restaurant but looks exactly like my store.. As soon as I get inside, a bunch of people come in to rob the place (I'm assuming) so I run for a place to hide..
Working at Blockbuster, I have noticed a good spot where someone could hide. It's under the previewed dvd table (The cloth covering it is so long that it reaches the floor). I slid quickly under that, slightly hurting my pregnant belly.
I watched from underneath the table.. silent and terrified. I didn't make a move and I tried to not breathe. The men searched the store and had all customers line up on the tile in the front of the store and lay down with their faces on the floor. I guess they weren't robbers. They were evil murderers. All of them (there were about a dozen.. of all ages.. Some very small kids and others were grown men) lined up in front of the customers facing where I was, held out their guns, and said some sort of chant out loud in a different language before shooting the customers in the head.. all at the same time.
They left the store and I stayed where I was.. on the floor under the table.. for fifteen minutes after they left the store.
When I came out from underneath, I found that a girl worker who had found a place to hide also, was alive. I just wanted to get home so I asked her to watch me as I went out to my car and she did. I walked quickly to my car and locked the doors inside.
When I got in and started driving in the dark, I had no idea where I was or what street I was even on. I had no idea which part of Detroit I was in so I drive around looking for a place where I could ask for directions.
I found what appeared to be a frat party and I went inside looking for a friendly face to get directions from.
There were no girls at this party.. All the guys were dressed in SCARY costumes.. and dancing really weird. I kept running through the place looking for someone who didn't look evil and mad but I couldn't find any.. until this guy (also in a costume but not quite as scary) approached me and gave me directions along with his keys (I don't know why). He told me to take the elevator down and go to my car, turn right, etc.. but when I got to the elevator, the doorman completely terrified me in his extremely creepy costume.. He didn't say a word.. just motioned with his finger for me to join him in the elevator.. I turned around and said "No way am I getting into the elevator with him!!!"
Somehow I ended up back at my house and then the guy who gave me directions appeared. Maybe he wanted his keys back? I don't know.. But I had to explain to him that I was pregnant with a man's baby and still seeing Joey so he should leave. He said that he already likes another girl and she called his cell phone right then. At the moment, Joey called my cell phone, heard a guy's voice in the background and hung up on me. I called him back and he said "This is all over".
Throughout all of this, there was this guy, a mutual friend to everyone.. who has broken arms I think.. yet he kept trying to swim.. I think he wanted to swim because it made him feel free.. He was in his 20s and wasn't dumb.. but for some reason he kept forgetting that he can't swim! Throughout my dreams, he'd try to swim and someone would be there to rescue him..
The last time he wasn't so lucky. He snuck off and ran as far as he could into the ocean and then dove in.. He then remembered that he couldn't swim so he was screwed.. This part of the dream was subtitled like a movie. You could read his thoughts.
Then, a bunch of little sharks started biting him.. As he was drowning and being bit, he kept trying to get to the shore..Instead of grabbing the main little shark that was biting him by the tail and carrying him to shore, he'd grab the shark and throw it far from him but back into the water. The shark kept swimming back to the guy and biting him more. Eventually, the guy grabbed the shark and ran back to shore and flung him far onto the sand. The shark flipped out, flopping around biting everything within reach until we threw a rubber floatie in its mouth. The guy died right then. He wasn't really bleeding but he had scratches all over his body from the little sharks. A lifeguard said the cause of death was "62 shark incisions".. I kept asking "What do you mean "62"???? You haven't even flipped him over to count all of them!!! How do you know it's 62???" and the lifeguard just kept repeating "62 incisions..."
Thanks for reading about my creepy, weird-ass dreams I had last night.
I remember so many dreams.. Joey knows because I annoy him every morning by telling him all about them and he hates it. I can't help it though.
Turns out that the one time I did technically have sex (in my dream of course!), Ian used a condom and didn't finish (eww) but still managed to get me pregnant! Joey stayed with me and Ian's married and didn't want to tell anyone at work or anywhere else. Ian and I discussed at a hotel with Joey there that we would keep the truth a secret. Cuba Gooding Jr. was there and he discovered that there was a safe behind a picture in the hotel room that contained dvds about the hotel and the new Rammstein dvd that just came out that day! Joey was excited. Why Joey still stayed with me I have no idea because Joey has told me on more than one occasion that if I cheated on him.. he crush me.. Yikes..
So yes.. I was pregnant and I went to the movies with Joey. I recall the seats being moved so we could see the screen better. Old men took Joey's seat while he was getting us snacks and I asked them nicely to move and they apologized and moved to the row behind us. Turns out that a bunch of people from my high school were in the surrounding rows so they all discovered that I was pregnant! Amy Faunce came up to me and I asked her for her number so I could know more about what it's like being pregnant (In my dream, she already had a kid). Everyone was disappointed and kind of made fun of the fact that I was going to have a kid at 20 years of age.. Yep, in my dream I was already 19.. I think it all took place during October 2005. I'll explain my reasoning soon.
So I get Amy's number, Joey comes back then we watch the movie. We leave and I decide to go for a drive in the PT cruiser for a bit. I'm in Detroit. I go into a Blockbuster which is also a restaurant but looks exactly like my store.. As soon as I get inside, a bunch of people come in to rob the place (I'm assuming) so I run for a place to hide..
Working at Blockbuster, I have noticed a good spot where someone could hide. It's under the previewed dvd table (The cloth covering it is so long that it reaches the floor). I slid quickly under that, slightly hurting my pregnant belly.
I watched from underneath the table.. silent and terrified. I didn't make a move and I tried to not breathe. The men searched the store and had all customers line up on the tile in the front of the store and lay down with their faces on the floor. I guess they weren't robbers. They were evil murderers. All of them (there were about a dozen.. of all ages.. Some very small kids and others were grown men) lined up in front of the customers facing where I was, held out their guns, and said some sort of chant out loud in a different language before shooting the customers in the head.. all at the same time.
They left the store and I stayed where I was.. on the floor under the table.. for fifteen minutes after they left the store.
When I came out from underneath, I found that a girl worker who had found a place to hide also, was alive. I just wanted to get home so I asked her to watch me as I went out to my car and she did. I walked quickly to my car and locked the doors inside.
When I got in and started driving in the dark, I had no idea where I was or what street I was even on. I had no idea which part of Detroit I was in so I drive around looking for a place where I could ask for directions.
I found what appeared to be a frat party and I went inside looking for a friendly face to get directions from.
There were no girls at this party.. All the guys were dressed in SCARY costumes.. and dancing really weird. I kept running through the place looking for someone who didn't look evil and mad but I couldn't find any.. until this guy (also in a costume but not quite as scary) approached me and gave me directions along with his keys (I don't know why). He told me to take the elevator down and go to my car, turn right, etc.. but when I got to the elevator, the doorman completely terrified me in his extremely creepy costume.. He didn't say a word.. just motioned with his finger for me to join him in the elevator.. I turned around and said "No way am I getting into the elevator with him!!!"
Somehow I ended up back at my house and then the guy who gave me directions appeared. Maybe he wanted his keys back? I don't know.. But I had to explain to him that I was pregnant with a man's baby and still seeing Joey so he should leave. He said that he already likes another girl and she called his cell phone right then. At the moment, Joey called my cell phone, heard a guy's voice in the background and hung up on me. I called him back and he said "This is all over".
Throughout all of this, there was this guy, a mutual friend to everyone.. who has broken arms I think.. yet he kept trying to swim.. I think he wanted to swim because it made him feel free.. He was in his 20s and wasn't dumb.. but for some reason he kept forgetting that he can't swim! Throughout my dreams, he'd try to swim and someone would be there to rescue him..
The last time he wasn't so lucky. He snuck off and ran as far as he could into the ocean and then dove in.. He then remembered that he couldn't swim so he was screwed.. This part of the dream was subtitled like a movie. You could read his thoughts.
Then, a bunch of little sharks started biting him.. As he was drowning and being bit, he kept trying to get to the shore..Instead of grabbing the main little shark that was biting him by the tail and carrying him to shore, he'd grab the shark and throw it far from him but back into the water. The shark kept swimming back to the guy and biting him more. Eventually, the guy grabbed the shark and ran back to shore and flung him far onto the sand. The shark flipped out, flopping around biting everything within reach until we threw a rubber floatie in its mouth. The guy died right then. He wasn't really bleeding but he had scratches all over his body from the little sharks. A lifeguard said the cause of death was "62 shark incisions".. I kept asking "What do you mean "62"???? You haven't even flipped him over to count all of them!!! How do you know it's 62???" and the lifeguard just kept repeating "62 incisions..."
Thanks for reading about my creepy, weird-ass dreams I had last night.
I remember so many dreams.. Joey knows because I annoy him every morning by telling him all about them and he hates it. I can't help it though.