Feb 22, 2010 23:58
WHEREAS, since this cause came on through the great green gloaming
Plaintiff has emerged single
And
has passed conditions of probationary roaming
Satisfactorily;
WHEREAS, according to Plaintiff terms under decision
Have been met
With the minimum requirement of quiet derision
As of this date;
NOW THEREFORE, it is ordered, adjudged & decreed
that the action become final, owing to Defendant’s weakness
whether with females known or unknown,
seen or unseen
Resolved, that the terms shall inure to the benefit
And be enforceable by Plaintiff forthwith
In witness whereof
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