Comments | lauraisatramp: a delirious account of last night's hit and run

lauraisatramp

a delirious account of last night's hit and run

Jun 22, 2009 21:43

I’m just glad I had the common sense to wrap my arm in a pillowcase last night before passing out on the couch. It was pretty well saturated with blood when I woke up. I got totally hammered last night, and crashed into a parked truck, while I was going about 7 or 8 miles per hour. I was trying to get home from the promenade without going over a ( Read more... )

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von_trampp June 23 2009, 06:08:04 UTC

I'm going on vacation to Seaside in AUgust. I will make a note to steer clear of drunks on bikes!

lauraisatramp June 24 2009, 00:43:31 UTC

Hey, that's cool. I'm drunk at Sam's Seaside Cafe on Broadway half the time. Stop by if you get a chance.

I shall do my best to not crash into you while you are here.

andromeda512 June 25 2009, 20:37:30 UTC

pictures of your arm! pictures of your arm!

lauraisatramp July 22 2009, 20:21:31 UTC

You sick fuck.

Holy shit! anonymous July 4 2009, 05:35:23 UTC

Shit dude, you didn't say anything about this on the phone! I need updates on when shit like this happens to you so I know to expect the reciprocal events that will happen to me.
Is this why you were asking me about sprains the other day? How is it doing now? Do you want to talk to Joan about what you can do for it?

Also, according to this website, you can soak a rag in undiluted white vinegar and then wipe your counter tops with it to make them smell "fresh" again.

Re: Holy shit! lauraisatramp July 22 2009, 20:23:14 UTC

Do your countertops stink? I haven't smelled mine, ever.