Hypothetically evil

Jun 15, 2009 20:00

12:07p
Outbound text sent to Derek:
What are your thoughts on a potential sickness overpowering my immune system for roughly two hours? Hypothetically, of course.

Wait…..
Wait…..
Wait…..

12:20p
Fuck it, I’ll go to work.

12:29p
Clocked in.

12:30p
Shift starts.

12:31p
In bound text received from Derek:
I’ll need a miraculous recovery by 3:00pm.

WHY????!!!?!?!?!??!! Why would he wait until ONE MINUTE after my shift starts to tell me that? WHAT KIND OF TORTUROUS MONSTER IS THIS MAN??!!!

I like to believe that I am smarter than my boss. However, after today’s display of cruelty, I’m beginning to think that The Devers is some sort of evil genius.

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